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- Subtitles -
Lu�s Filipe Bernardes

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I think I'm justified in saying
that the Dabney line...

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of women's hosiery and
undergarments is second...

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- Second?
- Second to none.

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Underline "second", underline "none".

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...in the United Kingdom or the Empire
for that matter.

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If the sales are falling, comma,

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and they are falling, comma,
underline "are",

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it is to you, a sales manager,
that we look for an explanation.

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Miss Briggs, how many years have you been
making what for convenience I call "my tea"?

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What's wrong with it this time,
Mr. Dabney?

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Why, nothing. Except that it tastes
absolutely filthy.

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- Claude!
- What's the matter, Father?

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Miss Briggs, you may go.

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Prepare for a shock.

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- He's out.
- Out? Raymond?

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- Yes, Raymond.
- But it isn't six months, I thought...

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- Sentence reduced. Good behavior.
- Good behavior! How did you know about it?

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I just heard your mother on
the wire. He rang her up...

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He's on his way home.
Shall we go?

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- None of that nonsense, Father.
- Yes, but after all, it's...

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- Up till now we've kept it dark, you know
what would happen if it got about.

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There mustn't be any scandal.

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Nice for Crystal to find we've a jailbird
in the family, wouldn't it?

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Do you think it would make
any difference?

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Make any difference?

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The only difference it would make is that
Crystal and I wouldn't be married...

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...and she'd take herself and her
capital back to America.

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Oh, dear, dear, dear, dear.

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Perhaps you'll tell me where we'd get
our new capital from then.

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We must keep it dark.

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We can't have him in the house, I tell you.
I thought we'd agreed about that.

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- I'm not going back on it.
- Be firm!

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Yes, I am firm... Yes, I'm firm,
I'm very firm.

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That's right!

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Raymond!

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Oh, Raymond... it's Raymond!

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Oh... Oh, Raymond!

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- Oh, I'm glad to see you!
- Now don't you let me down!

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I'm not going to!

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- Are you all right?
- Perfectly.

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Oh, darling, it's been such
a terribly long time.

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Oh, now, Mother, please.
Here, your nose'll get wet.

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Now come on, come on, blow.
Blow... blow!

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Harder, come on, harder, harder.

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That's better.

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Oh, my darling son!

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You know, Mother, you know,
I think you've gained.

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No, no, I've lost six pounds.

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Oh, really? Well, perhaps I'm
getting weak, huh?

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- Oh, Raymond...
- What, more tears?

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Now, will you tell my why you cry when
I come home? Are you sorry I'm back?

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Oh, darling, don't say such
silly, silly things.

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After all when your son goes to jail,
you're expected to cry...

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...but when he comes home,
well that's something different.

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I won't do it any more, dear.

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Oh, I've been so sorry
for you, Raymond.

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You're so very young, dear,
and they've treated you so harshly.

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Now, don't you be so sure about that.

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- It wasn't such a terrible place and...
- Oh!

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No, no, and in many ways I think
it was a very good thing.

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I met some very interesting people.

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And I'm fit and well,
I've never been fitter.

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I'm all right now, Mother.

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Oh... you shouldn't have gone.

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If Father and Claude were
more sympathetic.

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Let's not talk any more about it.
The whole thing was my fault and...

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...it's over and done with,
I've paid my debt to society.

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And now there are only two
things I want.

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And it wouldn't be the first time
that you've given them both to me.

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A kiss and a hot bath.

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- Father... Father, he's here.
- Where is he?

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He's taking a bath.

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And I suppose he's used up
all the hot water by now.

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- Remember, Claude, he's your brother.
- The more is the pity.

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Oh, you're not going to be
hard with him, Father?

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Certainly not, it's simply a matter of
business. Father and I will attend to it.

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Oh no, Fa...

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He's in here, Father.

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Well, Raymond... are you back?

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No, not yet.
I expect to any minute.

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- Glad to see you.
- Oh... how do you do, how do you do?

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Oh, excuse the soap.
Hello, Claude, I'm very well, thank you.

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Flippant as ever. Will nothing ever
teach you that life is serious?

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Well, would it do me much good just now
to feel that life was so serious?

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Now remember we've come here
especially to talk to you.

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That's very thoughtful of you.
Won't you, um... sit down?

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- Such facetiousness!
- Facetiousness?

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Such impudence!

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- I'll be with you in a moment, gentlemen.
- Pity they let him out!

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- If I had my way...
- Claude, I'll handle this my way!

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- Okay, let's get it over with, Father.
- Get it over? Get what over?

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Well, I'm in for a sermon,
let's have it.

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A sermon, do you hear that, Father,
a sermon!

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Will you stop shouting
and leave this to me?

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Now, Raymond, you went to a
first-class school at my expense.

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And a first-class prison at my own,
my education is complete.

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Be quiet! I feel that I've done
enough for you.

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I'm not bound to do anything more.

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I haven't asked you yet.

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- Have you any money?
- Yes, I can let you have a few shillings.

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There you are!

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Now, in spite of everything, in spite of the
disgrace that you have brought upon me,

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...and mine, I'm going to do
one more thing for you.

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I'm prepared to pay your fare
to some part of the world...

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...where you can make a fresh start.

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On top of that, I'm going to give you
three hundred pounds.

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- It was two hundred, Father!
- Three hundred!

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Four hundred, do I hear any more?

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Listen to me, Father!

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Four hundred, going at four hundred,
ladies and gentlemen, it's dirty cheap.

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Shut up! Now, as to where you go...
that's a matter for you to decide.

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That is, if you can decide
anything for yourself.

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- I suggest Canada.
- Leave that to him.

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- Too wide Canada.
- Australia then.

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Too narrow, in the physical sense,
of course.

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How about Lithuania?

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You can go to Timbuctu, if you like,
only go!

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What, like this?

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Really, Raymond, I think Father's
offer is generous enough.

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Be quiet!

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Now, is there any place that
you'd like to go to?

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Well, there's only one place
that I know of that fills the bill.

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Well?

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A place where no one asks you any questions,
therefore doesn't have to be told any lies.

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A place where no one cares about
your past, still less about your future.

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A place where there's plenty of
money, people, excitement,

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opportunity, playing of living.

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- And where may that be?
- London.

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Now wait a minute!

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Father, I really want to thank you
for your kind offer...

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...to send me to Canada or Australia,

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however, I think it shows a regrettable
lack of consideration...

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...for the colonies and therefore
I must refuse it.

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- You've no right to refuse it.
- Oh, I'm tired of being punished.

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- My crime wasn't so serious.
- Not so serious?

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Was it?

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To buy a motorcar and sell it without
having paid for it, not serious?

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But you and Claude spend
your whole lives...

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...buying women's underwear on credit
and immediately selling it.

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- With profit!
- Yes, but I'm not so sure that isn't worse.

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Come to think of it, perhaps it's you
who should go to the colonies.

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That's enough.
Come, Claude.

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Oh, Father, just... just a moment.

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I... I see your point, and I want
to cooperate.

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I'll change my name and grow
a long gray beard.

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Raymond... Raymond, stop laughing.
What are you going to do?

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I'm leaving, by request,
a very special request.

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You're not going to do anything
of the kind.

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I heard them.

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Canada, Australia, Ti...Tim...
something or other.

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They don't care really,
so long as I go.

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- Wh-where can you go, dear?
- Oh, I don't know, a hotel...

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Now, now, don't worry about me,
I'll get a job.

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- But why the hurry?
- That's what I'd like to know.

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I think it's poor old Claude, he's terrified
people will find out about me.

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Oh, of course, his engagement.

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Eng... engagement? Claude?

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Yes, it isn't official yet.
But just the same...

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You mean to say that a woman actually
exists who's willing to put up with...

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I mean, who's... who wants to
marry Claude?

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- What's she like?
- Oh, we haven't met her yet.

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I understand she's very beautiful...
and well-off.

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Ah, so that's it. Wealthy spinster marries
into a... dilapidated underwear business.

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Raymond, really!

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We are asked to announce that a famous
spinster has found a husband...

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...and a famous business has found
some capital.

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Oh now, Raymond, I...

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Oh, Raymond, don't you need a little
capital yourself, dear?

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I have a few pounds on me.

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Oh, thank you, Mother.
I'm all right. I'm not entirely strapped.

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But surely dear, I...

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Now don't you worry about me.

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But do you know that you're
terribly sweet and I love you?

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Mr. Raymond, this is a surprise!

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Thought you'd deserted us, sir.
Been abroad?

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- How are you, Frank?
- Very good, sir.

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What shall it be, sir, a dry Martini?

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No, I think I'll have some whisky, Frank,
I'm a little depressed.

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Depressed? Well, don't drink whisky,
Mr. Raymond.

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Allow me to suggest the champagne cocktail.
Drinks are like lifts, Mr. Raymond.

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Whisky sends you down into the cellar
and champagne up to the roof.

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Are you an old fool or an old
philosopher, Frank?

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You have to be both, sir,
to be a waiter.

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I have a little philosophy, sir.

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I borrowed it from the poet Browning.
but I improved it, sir, developed it a bit.

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"Zest in quest...
keep going, get somewhere."

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Going where, what's the quest?

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The quest is of no importance, sir.
It's the zest that matters.

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Zest in quest...

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Thanks.

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- Good evening, madam.
- A champagne cocktail, please.

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- Certainly, madam.
- Make it two, Frank.

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- Two, sir?
- Thank you.

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I hope you don't mind my
following your example.

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No? Good!

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- Um, haven't we met somewhere before?
- No, we have not.

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- Very foolish of us, wasn't it?
- That is a matter of opinion.

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Your face seems strangely
familiar to me.

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So do your manners.

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Now don't pretend to be in a hurry because
the opera doesn't start till 8 o'clock.

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Opera? How did you know
I was going to the opera?

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You have the tickets in your hand.
Very elementary, my dear Mrs. Watson.

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Good night, Mr. Phylo Vance.

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- Good night and goodbye.
- Now please, don't be angry.

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- Waiter, do you know Miss Catherine Burns?
- Yes, madam, shall I phone her room?

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No, she isn't there now, but will you
please give her these tickets...

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and tell her that I took the
liberty of going alone?

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Yes, madam.

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Oh, and waiter, you might call the
manager and tell him that, um...

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the person who's responsible
for sweeping out the lounge, um...

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...neglected one of his duties.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Oh, she's beautiful, Frank.
How could I help it?

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Help what, Mr. Raymond?

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Help yourself, Frank.

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Good luck, sir.

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Zest in quest!

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- Well?
- There you are!

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What does this mean?
This happens to be my box.

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- Do you have a ticket?
- Of course I have, Box B.

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Quite right, sit down.

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Now look here, young man,
this box happens to...

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The music, sit down.

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Will you please tell me what
you're doing in this box?

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Trying to listen to the music,
will you stop talking?

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- Will you leave instantly?
- Don't be so inhospitable.

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I shall send for the manager.

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00:13:49,636 --> 00:13:52,445
- He's probably on his way here now.
- I will not stand for this!

230
00:14:14,408 --> 00:14:17,782
- Well, what's your answer?
- Answer, what are you driving at?

231
00:14:18,282 --> 00:14:19,382
Didn't you hear me?

232
00:14:20,241 --> 00:14:26,206
You can't get away with this... I'm sick of
your insolence. I won't put up with this!

233
00:14:28,232 --> 00:14:30,205
I'll call the attendant,
I'll call the police, I'll call...

234
00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:38,876
That's what you get for making a family
scene in public. Wait until we get home.

235
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,980
Taxi!... Zest in quest!

236
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,293
- What place, sir?
- Follow that taxi, you'll find out.

237
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,283
Um... why don't you look
in your shoe?

238
00:15:49,492 --> 00:15:50,637
- Clara!
- Yes, madam?

239
00:15:50,765 --> 00:15:54,807
- Clara, please change the music.
- Yes, Madam, certainly, madam.

240
00:15:58,172 --> 00:16:00,502
Good evening, madam, you're back early.
Wasn't the opera nice?

241
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:04,557
- Will you please go answer the doorbell?
- Answer the doorbell?

242
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,650
It's best not to answer the bell
anymore in this house, madame.

243
00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:09,900
If I'd answered that bell every
time it rang today,

244
00:16:09,901 --> 00:16:12,051
the house should be full of
creditors by now.

245
00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:15,334
The man for the radio installments, the man
for the last three months' rent,

246
00:16:15,335 --> 00:16:17,788
the butcher, the baker and the
candlestick maker, oh, no...

247
00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:20,482
Don't get hysterical, Clara,
it won't do any good.

248
00:16:21,574 --> 00:16:24,814
- Let them ring, that's what I say.
- Clara, this isn't a creditor.

249
00:16:25,342 --> 00:16:29,328
- That's what you say, madam.
- Will you please go answer the door?

250
00:16:29,498 --> 00:16:31,656
- Is that an order, madam?
- Yes it is, Clara.

251
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:35,702
Oh, very well. Once more into
the breach, dear friends.

252
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,703
Oh, dear.

253
00:16:51,368 --> 00:16:55,149
Morning, noon and night, these goings-on.
Madame if I weren't fond of you...

254
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:59,675
- Don't grumble, Clara.
- Well, why not? I'm single-handed, ain't I?

255
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:02,366
Cook's left, Stephen's left,
I have to grumble.

256
00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:04,863
- Who was it at the door, Clara?
- I don't know, Madam.

257
00:17:04,988 --> 00:17:06,739
- Well, didn't you ask him?
- I did.

258
00:17:06,935 --> 00:17:11,155
- And what did he say?
- He said he was the Rajah of Bombay.

259
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:15,723
Even I could see that wasn't true.
Then he smiled.

260
00:17:16,176 --> 00:17:17,705
Oh, he smiled, did he?

261
00:17:24,152 --> 00:17:25,919
Operator, give me the Police Station.

262
00:17:35,841 --> 00:17:37,831
- They seem to be out.
- No, on the contrary.

263
00:17:37,832 --> 00:17:39,200
We seem to be out, they're in.

264
00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:41,254
- Then why don't they answer?
- Perhaps they can't hear.

265
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:44,485
Well, I'll tell you why they don't answer.
Because they think it's me.

266
00:17:44,674 --> 00:17:45,900
Yes. Or me.

267
00:17:46,078 --> 00:17:47,999
- Are you sure they're in?
- Positive.

268
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,550
Funny, the maid told me sixteen times
this morning there was no one at home.

269
00:17:51,626 --> 00:17:52,826
I saw her go in myself.

270
00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:55,664
Then I shall stop here until
they do answer.

271
00:17:55,665 --> 00:17:56,800
So shall I.

272
00:17:57,594 --> 00:17:59,953
Well, since we're going to spend
such a lot of time together,

273
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,600
perhaps we should introduce
ourselves.

274
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,220
- Raymond Dabney.
- Herbert Jenkins, how do you do?

275
00:18:05,096 --> 00:18:06,196
How do you do?

276
00:18:06,372 --> 00:18:08,250
Do you spend a lot of time here,
Mr. Jenkins?

277
00:18:08,251 --> 00:18:10,680
On and off. I've been here
all day, you might say.

278
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,598
At least since 8 o'clock this morning.

279
00:18:13,138 --> 00:18:14,238
You must get very lonely!

280
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:17,123
- Think I ought to ring again?
- Doesn't seem to do any harm.

281
00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:21,903
- Good.
- Very inconsiderate this sort of thing.

282
00:18:22,029 --> 00:18:25,066
- You mean for them or for us?
- For us. Especially for me.

283
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:30,377
I might tell you... I'm having a baby
some time this evening.

284
00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:33,866
- Um... having a what?
- Baby.

285
00:18:34,727 --> 00:18:38,159
- Is it the first time this has happened?
- The first.

286
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,800
Well now... do you think you should
be out here now?

287
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:44,200
That's the trouble, I ought
to be in the hospital.

288
00:18:44,255 --> 00:18:47,400
- Yes, of course.
- It might happen any minute now.

289
00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:49,200
Good gracious, I hope not.

290
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,384
- How much is yours for?
- My what?

291
00:18:52,703 --> 00:18:55,903
Oh... oh, yes, a bill, huh?

292
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:58,800
Well, um... um...

293
00:19:00,897 --> 00:19:05,409
Now... I don't think you should leave
your wife alone at a time like this.

294
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:07,121
it's mighty serious business
having a baby.

295
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,787
Well do I know it.

296
00:19:10,058 --> 00:19:12,500
Well, perhaps I could be
of some assistance to you.

297
00:19:13,292 --> 00:19:16,393
Blimey, I wonder if you could.

298
00:19:16,637 --> 00:19:18,799
- What's that, Clara?
- Smelling salts,

299
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,800
I thought you might need
them, madam.

300
00:19:22,889 --> 00:19:23,989
Hello.

301
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:28,052
Oh, Catherine, how are y...
Aren't you at the opera?

302
00:19:29,612 --> 00:19:32,780
But I gave them to the waiter.
Yes, at your hotel.

303
00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:35,846
He didn't?
But I don't understand.

304
00:19:37,639 --> 00:19:40,008
Oh, no, I came home with
a frightful headache.

305
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,257
- Crystal's got a headache.
- Headache? Oh, let me talk to her.

306
00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:46,003
Just a minute, darling, Mother wants
to talk to you for a couple of hours.

307
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:49,002
Oh, dear. Hello Crystal darling,
is that you?

308
00:19:49,539 --> 00:19:52,485
Oh, it is?
Oh, you poor darling.

309
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:55,009
Is it really just a headache
or is it neuralgia?

310
00:19:55,697 --> 00:19:59,368
What? Both, oh!

311
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:03,716
Well, I'll tell you what to do.
Take some cottonseed, just a handful,

312
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:07,350
And have you got some boiling water?
Oh, you have got the boiling water.

313
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,997
Well, be sure the water is
absolutely boiling.

314
00:20:11,462 --> 00:20:13,162
All right.

315
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,388
All... all right.

316
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,631
Goodbye.

317
00:20:18,703 --> 00:20:20,103
Goodbye!

318
00:20:20,437 --> 00:20:23,463
- Madam, madam, it's the police, the police!
- Fine!

319
00:20:28,924 --> 00:20:31,124
Good evening, Mrs. Wetherby,
you sent for someone?

320
00:20:31,136 --> 00:20:34,043
- I certainly did and with reason.
- Happy to accomodate you, ma'am.

321
00:20:34,044 --> 00:20:36,021
I want that man arrested
and thrown in jail.

322
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,450
He accosted me in the Sheffield Hotel,

323
00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:41,451
then followed me to the theater
and now I find him in my home.

324
00:20:41,462 --> 00:20:43,655
- He's only doing his duty, ma'am.
- Duty, ma'am.

325
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,100
Is it his duty to follow me
all over the place?

326
00:20:46,101 --> 00:20:48,331
I'm afraid it is, they're entirely
within their rights.

327
00:20:48,353 --> 00:20:53,260
But then they're... Well, I like that!
Who do you think you are anyway?

328
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:56,000
Now, if I might offer a few words
of explanation...

329
00:20:56,001 --> 00:20:57,980
- Better leave this to me, Jenkins.
- Oh, thank you very much.

330
00:20:57,981 --> 00:20:58,999
Thank you very much.

331
00:20:59,002 --> 00:21:03,039
Well, you'd better leave it to me too.
I won't stand for any more of this nonsense.

332
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,040
Now how about getting
out of my house?

333
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:10,400
- Clara, put them out!
- What... me... me, madam?

334
00:21:13,352 --> 00:21:16,141
Just a minute, mum, if I might presume
to offer a bit of advice...

335
00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:18,596
I didn't ask for advice,
I asked for help.

336
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:20,852
I'm very sorry, ma'am.
Is there anything else?

337
00:21:21,102 --> 00:21:23,843
Anything else? You haven't done
anything yet!

338
00:21:24,156 --> 00:21:26,627
You see, ma'am, these gentlemen
are bailiffs, they've a writ.

339
00:21:26,731 --> 00:21:29,049
Oh, will you stop saying things
I don't understand.

340
00:21:29,050 --> 00:21:31,368
What are bailiffs and what's a writ?

341
00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:32,934
This is a writ, Mrs. Wetherby.

342
00:21:32,935 --> 00:21:35,988
Carry on, gentlemen, I'm sure you'll find
Mrs. Wetherby very reasonable.

343
00:21:36,405 --> 00:21:37,538
What do you mean reasonable?

344
00:21:37,577 --> 00:21:40,161
Good night, ma'am, happy to have
been of assistance.

345
00:21:42,852 --> 00:21:44,541
Um... I take it you're a sheriff.

346
00:21:44,743 --> 00:21:46,681
A bailiff, ma'am, Mr. Herbert Jenkins.

347
00:21:47,109 --> 00:21:48,934
And, er... what's he supposed to be?

348
00:21:49,096 --> 00:21:50,196
The sheriff's officer, ma'am.

349
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:54,011
Read it, we must do things orderly.
Follow the lad closely, lady.

350
00:21:54,762 --> 00:21:57,900
- Writ: fieri facias...
- Fieri facias.

351
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,999
Oh, yes, the old pronunciation.

352
00:22:00,316 --> 00:22:02,300
Writ: fieri facias...

353
00:22:02,591 --> 00:22:05,842
In the High Court of Justice King's
Bench Division, n. G-83,

354
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:10,425
...between Griselda Limited plaintiff,
and Mrs. Crystal Wetherby... defendant,

355
00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:13,388
George VI, by the grace of God
of Great Britain,

356
00:22:13,389 --> 00:22:17,089
Ireland and the British Dominion beyond
the sea, King, defender of the faith...

357
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,800
- All of this?
- Go on, get on with it.

358
00:22:20,731 --> 00:22:24,005
...to the sheriff of the County
of London, greetings.

359
00:22:24,006 --> 00:22:26,206
- Greetings, that's nice.
- Shh!

360
00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:30,569
We commend you that the goods and
chattels of Mrs. Crystal Wetherby in your...

361
00:22:30,611 --> 00:22:32,910
- Bailiwick.
- Bailiwick...

362
00:22:33,124 --> 00:22:36,000
you cause to be made a sum of
�483, 7 shillings...

363
00:22:36,001 --> 00:22:39,251
and also interest thereon at the
rate of �5 per annum...

364
00:22:39,285 --> 00:22:40,685
I see.

365
00:22:41,842 --> 00:22:43,835
I rather gather what it's all about.

366
00:22:44,116 --> 00:22:45,938
Now, how about getting out
of my house?

367
00:22:46,063 --> 00:22:48,757
I'll send you a check in the morning.
Thank you so much.

368
00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:51,288
- Good night!
- I'm very sorry, ma'am,

369
00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:53,284
but I have to leave my man here
until the money's paid.

370
00:22:53,326 --> 00:22:55,386
- You have to what?
- It's the law.

371
00:22:55,397 --> 00:22:57,406
He has to stay here to see that
nothing's moved from the house.

372
00:22:57,615 --> 00:23:00,958
He has to stay here?
Are you insane?

373
00:23:01,176 --> 00:23:02,962
It's not me, ma'am, it's the law.

374
00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:05,650
You can get rid of him anytime
by paying the money in full.

375
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:09,011
- Plus his fee of eight and six per day here.
- That's very reasonable...

376
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,628
I'll settle with you later!

377
00:23:10,812 --> 00:23:12,269
When you settle with him,
he'll go.

378
00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:15,624
In the meanwhile don't you worry,
he's a gentleman as you can see.

379
00:23:16,218 --> 00:23:19,600
He has his orders, treat him right
and he'll treat you right.

380
00:23:19,676 --> 00:23:21,650
There you are, my lad, the
man in possession.

381
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:24,150
Wait a minute! What do you mean
man in possession?

382
00:23:24,151 --> 00:23:25,851
Man in possession of what, me?

383
00:23:25,852 --> 00:23:28,743
- Well, you see...
- Will you let me get a word in edgeways?

384
00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:31,390
- Who are you anyway?
- A bailiff for the County of...

385
00:23:31,421 --> 00:23:33,824
- Sheriff's officer, if you please.
- Sheriff's officer.

386
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,784
Sheriff's officer, well you go
right back to the sheriff and tell him...

387
00:23:36,785 --> 00:23:39,800
...if he wants to take possession
of me, he'd better come himself.

388
00:23:40,087 --> 00:23:42,047
And if you're half as smart
as I think you are,

389
00:23:42,048 --> 00:23:44,448
you get out before I say
something rude!

390
00:23:49,766 --> 00:23:52,568
- She's a bit stuffy, you know?
- She's glorious.

391
00:23:52,655 --> 00:23:54,900
- Eh?
- I said she's furious.

392
00:23:55,386 --> 00:23:58,286
Well, tada. Thanks very much
for helping me out.

393
00:23:58,385 --> 00:24:00,002
Not at all, thank you very much
for the job, but...

394
00:24:00,127 --> 00:24:02,962
- Does she really owe all this money?
- You bet.

395
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,848
This is ridiculous.
She must be well off.

396
00:24:05,270 --> 00:24:08,856
It always happens to that kind. Now, you're
new on the job so I'll give you a few hints.

397
00:24:08,857 --> 00:24:09,857
Thank you very much.

398
00:24:09,858 --> 00:24:13,149
All you have to do is to stay here
until the judgement is satisfied.

399
00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:14,200
I see.

400
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:16,690
See that nothing is moved,
watch everybody that goes out.

401
00:24:16,982 --> 00:24:19,495
And don't let them put you nowhere
where you can't see nothing, see?

402
00:24:19,744 --> 00:24:21,830
Do it all with fine gentlemanly feeling,

403
00:24:21,831 --> 00:24:24,900
and if you can find yourself a job
about the house, all the better.

404
00:24:24,955 --> 00:24:26,700
It'll help you to pass the time!

405
00:24:27,396 --> 00:24:29,256
I don't think you'll have to worry
about that.

406
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:32,382
And remember, try and behave
like a gentleman.

407
00:24:32,506 --> 00:24:35,403
I'll try. Of course this is the first
time I've been a bailiff and...

408
00:24:35,437 --> 00:24:38,518
Not a bailiff. Sheriff's officer
if you please.

409
00:24:39,281 --> 00:24:43,137
And in that capacity, be helpful,
courteous and considerate.

410
00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:46,763
And establish pleasant personal
relationships.

411
00:24:46,772 --> 00:24:49,108
- You can rely on me.
- Well, tada, see you later.

412
00:24:57,014 --> 00:24:59,438
Clara... do you think it's awful
to marry for money?

413
00:24:59,810 --> 00:25:02,720
No, madam, not for a lot of money.

414
00:25:02,972 --> 00:25:06,406
- You're very practical, aren't you?
- Thank you, madam.

415
00:25:06,608 --> 00:25:09,074
- I'm afraid we haven't a chance.
- Why not, madam?

416
00:25:09,235 --> 00:25:11,841
With that man downstairs he'd ruin
any chance we ever had.

417
00:25:11,842 --> 00:25:13,442
Oh, I wish we could get rid of him.

418
00:25:14,269 --> 00:25:18,477
- Would you like me to poison him, madam?
- Oh no, Clara, let's not be too enthusiastic.

419
00:25:18,973 --> 00:25:19,973
No, madam.

420
00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:24,517
How did the late Mr. Wetherby
pass on, madam?

421
00:25:24,803 --> 00:25:28,499
- Oh, he used to love to fight.
- Hm, the fighting type.

422
00:25:28,644 --> 00:25:31,603
Hm, I've experienced them.

423
00:25:31,804 --> 00:25:35,929
Yeah, and he always won, except the last
time he picked a tiger... a Benghal tiger.

424
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:39,953
Kind of overmatched hisself
as you might say.

425
00:25:39,954 --> 00:25:41,554
Oh, definitely.

426
00:26:13,457 --> 00:26:15,048
Well, Mr. Sheriff man?

427
00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:18,584
Er... Sheriff's officer, please...

428
00:26:19,358 --> 00:26:22,327
I was just admiring your smiling
friends here.

429
00:26:22,721 --> 00:26:23,821
Rather nice, aren't they?

430
00:26:24,790 --> 00:26:27,922
Say... they must have cost
a tidy sum, huh?

431
00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:30,782
Cost? Oh, we didn't buy them.

432
00:26:30,887 --> 00:26:34,006
- No?
- No, my husband shot them.

433
00:26:35,309 --> 00:26:36,309
Husband?

434
00:26:36,787 --> 00:26:39,559
When he comes back from Africa,
he always brings whole boatloads...

435
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,860
...of this sort of thing.

436
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:44,120
He's one of the world's
very best marksmen.

437
00:26:45,127 --> 00:26:46,327
That's very interesting.

438
00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:49,700
Ah, you're smiling.

439
00:26:50,871 --> 00:26:54,649
You know? It's the first time
that I've seen you smile.

440
00:26:54,650 --> 00:26:58,999
And if I do say so, it's very,
very becoming.

441
00:26:59,649 --> 00:27:03,536
I'm not a bad loser, really, although
you did trick your way into the house.

442
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,403
But I'll make the best of it,
I suppose.

443
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,048
Well, I'll tell you what we'll do.

444
00:27:07,049 --> 00:27:09,949
You'll make the best of me,
I'll make the best of you.

445
00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:14,300
That's hardly an even thing.
Um, come along and I'll show you your room.

446
00:27:15,052 --> 00:27:18,004
But don't you, er... don't you think
we could talk a little first?

447
00:27:18,384 --> 00:27:20,700
- Is that one of your duties?
- Absolutely.

448
00:27:21,027 --> 00:27:26,809
- I suppose you have a name.
- Oh, yes, yes, my friends call me... Bobo.

449
00:27:27,002 --> 00:27:30,260
Nevertheless, you sleep in
the butler's room.

450
00:27:30,312 --> 00:27:32,912
Just a moment, where is this
butler's room?

451
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,251
Just off the kitchen.

452
00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:36,457
- And where do you sleep?
- Upstairs!

453
00:27:36,591 --> 00:27:39,258
- Well, then I sleep upstairs too.
- Now see here, young man...

454
00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:42,300
I... I'm very sorry, but it's my duty.

455
00:27:43,073 --> 00:27:45,225
- You have a guest room, don't you?
- Yes.

456
00:27:45,428 --> 00:27:47,451
Well, whether you like it or not,
I'm the guest.

457
00:27:47,788 --> 00:27:51,999
- All right, Mr...
- Bobo to you.

458
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,700
Bobo to you!

459
00:27:54,004 --> 00:27:55,680
Very charming house you have here,
Mrs. Wetherby.

460
00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:59,281
I like it. I think English houses
are adorable, don't you?

461
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,935
Adorable... Crystal.

462
00:28:01,270 --> 00:28:05,311
- Um, is that one of your duties also?
- No, that is my own idea.

463
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,284
- Then let's stick to business.
- You won't like it.

464
00:28:08,078 --> 00:28:10,781
- Well, I'll try it if you don't mind.
- If you do, you'll hate me by tomorrow.

465
00:28:10,875 --> 00:28:14,442
- Well, I'm not exactly fond of you now.
- How could you be, you scarcely know me.

466
00:28:17,041 --> 00:28:20,023
Must you keep your eyes on me
all the time?

467
00:28:20,024 --> 00:28:22,624
It's all in the line of duty.
And I love my work.

468
00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:25,252
By the way, how much
did you pay that bailiff?

469
00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:28,169
- Pay him?
- For the job.

470
00:28:28,170 --> 00:28:30,570
You think you're very clever,
don't you?

471
00:28:31,650 --> 00:28:35,107
Well... I wanted the job
very badly, really I did.

472
00:28:35,154 --> 00:28:37,360
Hm, you needed the eight and
sixpence a day.

473
00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:39,547
We have much in common,
Mrs. Wetherby.

474
00:28:40,193 --> 00:28:41,193
This is your room.

475
00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:46,320
- And where is your room if I may ask?
- You're not backward by any chance?

476
00:28:46,389 --> 00:28:48,904
- It's my duty.
- Oh, the duty again.

477
00:28:49,621 --> 00:28:51,178
My room is just across the hall.

478
00:28:52,254 --> 00:28:54,524
- You mean there?
- There.

479
00:28:54,990 --> 00:28:57,525
Well, I have to be sure you don't remove
all the furniture during the night.

480
00:28:57,754 --> 00:28:59,293
Ah, you read my mind!

481
00:29:01,612 --> 00:29:02,912
Now you read mine.

482
00:29:11,923 --> 00:29:14,104
- What do you think of it?
- Charming.

483
00:29:15,198 --> 00:29:18,604
- I, er... hope you'll be comfortable.
- Yes, I'm sure I will be!

484
00:29:19,326 --> 00:29:22,893
- Except um... haven't any pajamas.
- Oh, that's too bad.

485
00:29:24,184 --> 00:29:26,701
- Perhaps I can lend you some.
- You can lend me some?

486
00:29:26,858 --> 00:29:28,758
- Hm-hmm.
- Think they'll be big enough?

487
00:29:28,821 --> 00:29:32,600
Well, you may have a little trouble
getting them over your head.

488
00:29:32,601 --> 00:29:35,601
Outside of that, I think they'll be
big enough for you.

489
00:29:36,366 --> 00:29:39,900
Now you look just like a stick of
peppermint candy. Good night.

490
00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:43,678
- These... these belong to your husband?
- Yes.

491
00:29:44,879 --> 00:29:46,371
I hope he won't mind my using them.

492
00:29:46,946 --> 00:29:49,994
Oh, I'm sure he won't. They were
too small for him anyway.

493
00:29:55,120 --> 00:30:00,038
- Is your husband in Africa?
- In Africa? Oh no, he isn't in Africa.

494
00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:01,839
Good night.

495
00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:03,408
Good night, Mrs. Wetherby.

496
00:30:47,139 --> 00:30:48,888
Oh, darling, I'll only be a minute.

497
00:30:49,684 --> 00:30:51,693
Oh, and don't be cross with me.

498
00:30:52,427 --> 00:30:54,999
And don't drink any more.

499
00:31:08,190 --> 00:31:12,048
- It's my husband, it's my husband.
- Well, what of it?

500
00:31:12,152 --> 00:31:15,167
You don't understand. He's so
quick-tempered, and so jealous.

501
00:31:15,662 --> 00:31:16,898
Something awful might happen.

502
00:31:17,223 --> 00:31:21,359
- Well... what do you want me to about it?
- Oh, come with me, please, for my sake.

503
00:31:22,329 --> 00:31:23,429
For your sake?

504
00:31:57,685 --> 00:31:58,785
Good night.

505
00:33:06,893 --> 00:33:09,480
- Your bag, sir.
- Oh, yes, yes, thank you very much.

506
00:33:10,191 --> 00:33:11,786
- Here you are.
- Thank you, sir.

507
00:33:12,114 --> 00:33:13,514
Now I can get dressed.

508
00:33:18,414 --> 00:33:19,513
Good morning, Clara, good morning.

509
00:33:29,962 --> 00:33:31,162
Come in.

510
00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:39,382
Bon jour, madame.

511
00:33:42,590 --> 00:33:45,185
Now don't ask me to tell you who
told me about your little joke...

512
00:33:45,227 --> 00:33:47,095
...because I promised Clara
I wouldn't tell.

513
00:33:48,204 --> 00:33:49,500
As we see,

514
00:33:49,518 --> 00:33:52,491
that though the late Mr. Wetherby's head
was small, his feet were large.

515
00:33:52,867 --> 00:33:57,967
Is that so? Well, with you it's just
the other way around.

516
00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:20,747
Would you be good enough
to shut the door?

517
00:34:21,353 --> 00:34:22,999
- It's already shut.
- On your way, out!

518
00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:26,289
Oh, you mean you'd rather I left.

519
00:34:26,322 --> 00:34:28,500
I mean I'd rather you had
not come at all.

520
00:34:28,738 --> 00:34:31,158
That's a fine way to talk to me after
the fine night I had to put in.

521
00:34:31,378 --> 00:34:33,028
That bed down there,
no wonder your butler left.

522
00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:37,596
- Will you take off that silly-looking hat?
- Oh, yes, yes.

523
00:34:37,734 --> 00:34:38,750
Where's Clara?

524
00:34:38,751 --> 00:34:41,351
She's down in the kitchen trying
to find the breakfast.

525
00:34:51,394 --> 00:34:52,992
Hello? Who is it?

526
00:34:54,502 --> 00:34:58,092
Oh, it's you, darling?
It's nice of you to call me so early.

527
00:34:58,803 --> 00:35:02,659
Oh, no, I've been awake for ages.
Where are you?

528
00:35:03,171 --> 00:35:05,400
The late Mr. Wetherby...
say hello for me.

529
00:35:05,401 --> 00:35:07,501
Will you shut up and go away?

530
00:35:07,711 --> 00:35:11,129
No, not you, darling,
I was just talking to the dog.

531
00:35:14,381 --> 00:35:16,781
What was that? I can't...

532
00:35:17,302 --> 00:35:21,669
Oh, have I missed you? Of course
I have, I always do.

533
00:35:21,670 --> 00:35:27,700
- I said you were adorable.
- What was that? I didn't hear.

534
00:35:28,039 --> 00:35:30,400
Wait, hold the line a minute.

535
00:35:30,801 --> 00:35:32,100
Listen!

536
00:35:32,101 --> 00:35:34,801
There must be something wrong
with the line.

537
00:35:35,353 --> 00:35:37,656
Will you say that again, please?

538
00:35:37,814 --> 00:35:41,550
Adorable! Adorable, adorable!

539
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,554
Did you hear that now?

540
00:35:47,336 --> 00:35:48,436
What do you mean no?

541
00:35:49,732 --> 00:35:52,019
Oh well, never mind, I'll see you
tonight anyhow.

542
00:35:53,101 --> 00:35:55,721
Yes, yes, I'm bringing
my father and mother.

543
00:35:56,787 --> 00:36:00,900
No, not brother, I haven't got a brother.
I said "mother"!

544
00:36:01,970 --> 00:36:03,900
All right, good-bye, sweetheart.

545
00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:08,205
Oh, so you got your breakfast?

546
00:36:09,206 --> 00:36:11,711
- How did it get there?
- By the dumb waiter.

547
00:36:12,096 --> 00:36:14,829
- But we haven't any.
- Yes we have. Very.

548
00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:19,328
You better get downstairs, mister.
The bailiff's looking for you.

549
00:36:19,490 --> 00:36:22,500
- Oh, will you excuse me, please?
- It'll be a pleasure.

550
00:36:37,492 --> 00:36:41,209
- It's a boy, it's a boy!
- What is... Oh, yes, yes!

551
00:36:41,413 --> 00:36:43,147
- I thought you'd like to know.
- Yes.

552
00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:47,448
- I was wondering what it was.
- Eight pounds fourteen.

553
00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:50,246
- How much?
- Eight pounds fourteen.

554
00:36:50,371 --> 00:36:52,900
I don't quite understand,
I thought that, er...

555
00:36:52,969 --> 00:36:58,088
- That's his weight, that's what he weighs.
- Oh, I see... I thought that...

556
00:37:00,671 --> 00:37:02,800
I thought you were trying
to borrow some money.

557
00:37:04,557 --> 00:37:07,504
- And he's got his father's nose exactly.
- No!

558
00:37:07,609 --> 00:37:09,851
- How do you account for that?
- But exactly,

559
00:37:09,903 --> 00:37:14,048
the first thing the doctor said, "It's a boy
and he's got his father's nose."

560
00:37:14,685 --> 00:37:15,985
Isn't that nice?

561
00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:18,768
By the way, anything to report?

562
00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:21,602
- No, no, nothing.
- How's she taking it?

563
00:37:22,852 --> 00:37:25,624
Well... quite well, quite well.

564
00:37:26,284 --> 00:37:29,010
Of course, I think we'd better
keep an eye on her.

565
00:37:29,298 --> 00:37:32,881
- Oh, tricky, eh?
- Yes.

566
00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:38,371
Oh, good morning, ma'am. I just popped
around to see if everything was shipshape.

567
00:37:38,436 --> 00:37:42,329
Is that so, well everything is just as
shipshape as it can be whatever that means.

568
00:37:42,453 --> 00:37:46,600
Yes, ma'am. Now how about it?
How about my little check?

569
00:37:46,839 --> 00:37:50,123
Oh, the check? Oh, yes, the check...

570
00:37:51,065 --> 00:37:53,400
I'm afraid you'll have to come
back a little later.

571
00:37:53,475 --> 00:37:55,900
Oh, very good ma'am, very good.
About what time?

572
00:37:56,902 --> 00:37:59,049
- Well, a little later.
- Oh, very well.

573
00:37:59,050 --> 00:38:04,350
Um, Mr. Bailiff... would you do
something for me?

574
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,911
With pleasure, mum.

575
00:38:05,987 --> 00:38:10,788
I'm having a few guests in for dinner and...
I'd really like to be alone.

576
00:38:10,869 --> 00:38:12,480
Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am, but..

577
00:38:12,481 --> 00:38:15,481
Oh, you wouldn't want to
embarass me, would you?

578
00:38:15,945 --> 00:38:19,480
No, ma'am, no,
but my man here...

579
00:38:19,521 --> 00:38:24,600
Oh, if you could just have him out of the
house from six until midnight, please.

580
00:38:26,587 --> 00:38:29,652
I'm sorry, ma'am, orders is orders.

581
00:38:29,989 --> 00:38:32,999
I'd oblige if I could but I can't.
Good morning, ma'am.

582
00:38:50,950 --> 00:38:53,354
- What's wrong?
- Wrong? Everything.

583
00:38:53,586 --> 00:38:56,700
- Oh, is that all?
- Well, can't you see the spot I'm in.

584
00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:59,138
I'm having a dinner party
and you're in the house.

585
00:38:59,465 --> 00:39:01,200
Is it an important dinner party?

586
00:39:01,201 --> 00:39:03,751
Of course it's important,
I've invited my fianc�!

587
00:39:03,752 --> 00:39:04,753
Your what?

588
00:39:04,754 --> 00:39:08,136
My fianc�'s bringing his parents for dinner.
I don't want the house full of bill collectors.

589
00:39:09,302 --> 00:39:12,300
Well, isn't there anyone you
can get the money from?

590
00:39:12,301 --> 00:39:15,901
No, there isn't anyone...
Can you lend it to me?

591
00:39:16,076 --> 00:39:19,285
- No, no, I wish I could.
- That's awfully sweet of you.

592
00:39:20,267 --> 00:39:21,567
I wish you could too.

593
00:39:22,699 --> 00:39:25,858
Haven't you any friends,
family or something?

594
00:39:26,265 --> 00:39:29,877
No, all my real friends are as broke as I am
and my family's in Des Moines, Iowa.

595
00:39:30,278 --> 00:39:32,033
Um, have you ever heard
of Des Moines, Iowa?

596
00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:33,390
No.

597
00:39:33,391 --> 00:39:36,091
Well, that'll give you a rough
idea of where it is.

598
00:39:37,163 --> 00:39:40,953
Well... how did you get into
this fix, Mrs. Wetherby?

599
00:39:40,995 --> 00:39:43,575
Oh, quite easily, I just married
Mr. Wetherby.

600
00:39:43,888 --> 00:39:45,800
- Well, he's dead.
- Hm-hmm.

601
00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:47,351
Didn't he leave you anything?

602
00:39:47,363 --> 00:39:52,200
How could he, he didn't have anything,
except our dumb friends on the wall.

603
00:39:53,522 --> 00:39:54,822
Hm, I see.

604
00:39:55,987 --> 00:39:58,616
Where, um... where did you meet
Mr. Wetherby?

605
00:39:58,965 --> 00:40:03,200
On the boat coming over. I won a contest and
the first prize was a trip to Europe.

606
00:40:03,593 --> 00:40:04,793
Well, that was nice anyway.

607
00:40:04,839 --> 00:40:08,496
Yes, it certainly was, except they
only gave me a one-way ticket.

608
00:40:08,961 --> 00:40:11,915
What kind of a contest was this?
Bathing beauties?

609
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,257
It was sort of intelectual.

610
00:40:16,396 --> 00:40:18,129
What do you mean bathing beauties?

611
00:40:18,815 --> 00:40:19,915
Are you intelectual too?

612
00:40:20,294 --> 00:40:23,400
Well, I had to think of
a slogan for canned fish.

613
00:40:23,401 --> 00:40:25,401
- A slogan for canned fish?
- Hm-hmm.

614
00:40:25,402 --> 00:40:26,701
What did you think of?

615
00:40:26,997 --> 00:40:28,781
- Would you really like to know?
- Certainly.

616
00:40:28,936 --> 00:40:31,025
"If you can't fish, canned fish."

617
00:40:32,554 --> 00:40:38,026
- Er... What?
- If you can't fish, canned fish.

618
00:40:40,336 --> 00:40:43,181
If you can't fish, canned fish...

619
00:40:43,735 --> 00:40:45,019
- That's marvelous.
- Do you like it?

620
00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:47,238
You have a genius for such
things, haven't you?

621
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:48,239
Oh, it's nothing.

622
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,780
With a mind like yours you should
go a long way.

623
00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:52,381
Um... I have.

624
00:40:53,511 --> 00:40:55,722
And then you married Mr. Wetherby...

625
00:40:55,761 --> 00:40:58,332
I think he married me,
I wasn't really noticing.

626
00:40:59,046 --> 00:41:01,300
- Are you noticing this time?
- You bet your life I am.

627
00:41:01,301 --> 00:41:05,039
I'm not taking any chances. I like him,
he's got lots of money, tons of it.

628
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,000
Then you have to come barging in
just at this critical time

629
00:41:08,019 --> 00:41:10,083
Now... now just a moment,
perhaps I can help you.

630
00:41:10,084 --> 00:41:11,800
Not if you can't evaporate.

631
00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,502
How are you going to take care
of these people tonight?

632
00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:15,425
- What do you mean?
- Well...

633
00:41:15,426 --> 00:41:18,226
Two of your servants have already left,
you haven't even a butler.

634
00:41:18,443 --> 00:41:19,643
- What of it?
- What of it?

635
00:41:19,967 --> 00:41:21,867
- Who's going to serve the dinner?
- Clara.

636
00:41:22,635 --> 00:41:23,635
I thought she had to do the cooking.

637
00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:26,367
Certainly, can't she do more
than one thing at a time?

638
00:41:26,707 --> 00:41:30,327
- Well, I don't know, but I doubt it.
- What's your big idea?

639
00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:34,807
Simply this, I can't evaporate, but I can
cooperate as part of my duties.

640
00:41:34,956 --> 00:41:38,001
- Well.
- I was thinking that I might buttle for you.

641
00:41:38,676 --> 00:41:44,332
- Buttle... what's buttle?
- Er... that's the infinitive of butler.

642
00:41:44,405 --> 00:41:46,069
I buttle, thou buttlest, he buttles.

643
00:41:46,368 --> 00:41:47,700
- You mean you...
- Yes!

644
00:41:47,745 --> 00:41:51,400
I know something about wines and you saw
this morning how I handle a tray.

645
00:41:51,502 --> 00:41:54,115
So tonight I'll be the butler instead of
the sheriff's officer, what do you say?

646
00:41:54,339 --> 00:41:57,231
What do I say, it's a grand idea.
Would you do that?

647
00:41:57,559 --> 00:41:58,559
For you I would, yes.

648
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,953
But wait a minute, you haven't
got any uniform.

649
00:42:02,126 --> 00:42:04,304
Oh, good heavens, I must have
left it in my last place.

650
00:42:04,587 --> 00:42:07,517
Maybe my butler did the same thing.
Come on, let's see.

651
00:42:37,397 --> 00:42:39,609
Well, um... here's to my creditors.

652
00:42:39,610 --> 00:42:42,700
Right... may you never be able
to pay them!

653
00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:49,493
- I think you make a wonderful butler.
- Thank you.

654
00:42:50,525 --> 00:42:53,362
- Except I don't like your name.
- Raymond, you don't like that, hm?

655
00:42:53,429 --> 00:42:57,000
- No, not for a butler?
- Well, let's see... how about Braddon?

656
00:42:57,107 --> 00:42:58,479
Braddon... Braddon?

657
00:42:58,514 --> 00:43:00,991
Dignified but not outlandish
if I may say so, madame.

658
00:43:01,553 --> 00:43:06,400
Um, bring the beef, Braddon.
Take the coffee, Braddon...

659
00:43:07,258 --> 00:43:10,054
- No, I don't like it.
- You don't like it. Well, how about, um...

660
00:43:10,455 --> 00:43:11,700
Ferguson?

661
00:43:12,616 --> 00:43:15,221
Come here, Ferguson...
Go away, Ferguson...

662
00:43:16,984 --> 00:43:19,743
- Pick the potato off the floor, Ferguson.
- Do you like that?

663
00:43:20,034 --> 00:43:22,748
All right, you're Ferguson from
now on, and don't forget it.

664
00:43:23,579 --> 00:43:26,300
With a name like that Mrs. Burns
will go crazy about you.

665
00:43:26,945 --> 00:43:29,410
- Mrs. Burns? Who is she?
- You'll see!

666
00:43:30,776 --> 00:43:37,504
"Crystal, darling, where did you get him?
I mean, the treasure!"

667
00:43:38,061 --> 00:43:42,150
"Oh, he's too wonderful,
and with such a profile!

668
00:43:42,459 --> 00:43:49,557
"Oh, you are the luckiest thing, I mean
the way you attract that kind of butler."

669
00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:52,309
By the way, do you know
anything about announcing?

670
00:43:52,705 --> 00:43:54,889
Well, I've never been a butler
before, but I...

671
00:43:55,190 --> 00:43:57,274
I guess you just ask their name
and announce.

672
00:43:57,384 --> 00:44:00,500
- I guess we'd better...
- Now, wait, wait just a moment.

673
00:44:11,851 --> 00:44:12,851
What's that?

674
00:44:13,322 --> 00:44:16,115
Don't you see, that's the front door.
You're on the outside, the door is closed,

675
00:44:16,116 --> 00:44:17,899
- and you ring the bell.
- Oh.

676
00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:20,806
Okay... Who am I?

677
00:44:21,595 --> 00:44:24,277
- You're Mrs. Burns, aren't you?
- Certainly not, I'm her daughter.

678
00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:36,600
Am I late? I always am.

679
00:44:36,911 --> 00:44:38,187
Is mother here yet?

680
00:44:39,088 --> 00:44:41,483
I'm sure she's here,
she's always too punctual.

681
00:44:51,542 --> 00:44:55,163
I'm Catherine Burns... what's your name?

682
00:44:55,954 --> 00:44:58,785
- Ferguson, madame.
- Hm, Crystal's fianc�.

683
00:44:59,194 --> 00:45:01,442
No, madame, Mrs. Wetherby's butler.

684
00:45:01,601 --> 00:45:04,500
Oh, I thought you were
someone important.

685
00:45:04,501 --> 00:45:07,201
Well you could be someone important.

686
00:45:07,410 --> 00:45:12,705
What I mean is, I think you do
look rather important.

687
00:45:14,022 --> 00:45:15,511
Um... announce me, please.

688
00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:17,178
And let that be a lesson to you.

689
00:45:17,209 --> 00:45:19,999
Butlers and bailiffs are never as
important as they look.

690
00:45:22,319 --> 00:45:23,319
Miss Burns.

691
00:45:23,533 --> 00:45:25,478
That's fine, every inch a butler.

692
00:45:25,834 --> 00:45:27,634
Thanks. Who's next?

693
00:45:28,336 --> 00:45:32,701
Lord Carstairs.
I thought he'd give the party... class.

694
00:45:33,141 --> 00:45:34,141
- Lord Carstairs?
- Uh-huh.

695
00:45:34,596 --> 00:45:38,189
Peer of the Realm, 140 years old
and very absent-minded.

696
00:45:38,888 --> 00:45:42,506
- Don't be suprised if he's wearing galoshes.
- Galoshes, this time of the year?

697
00:45:42,607 --> 00:45:44,200
That's the absent-mindedness.

698
00:45:44,201 --> 00:45:46,700
But I think he'd better take them off
before he comes in for dinner.

699
00:45:47,849 --> 00:45:50,304
- Lord Carstairs... the arrival of.
- Right.

700
00:45:55,888 --> 00:45:58,780
- Haven't rung the bell yet.
- I said he was absent-minded.

701
00:45:58,781 --> 00:45:59,781
Sorry.

702
00:46:01,929 --> 00:46:05,040
- Thank you, my man.
- Good evening, Milord.

703
00:46:05,067 --> 00:46:07,493
- Am I expected?
- Certainly, Milord.

704
00:46:07,643 --> 00:46:10,381
The devil I am! Who's house is this?

705
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:14,029
- Mrs. Wetherby's, Milord.
- Oh, yes, to be sure, to be sure!

706
00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:19,793
- Shall I remove the galoshes, Milord?
- What? Oh, to be sure, to be sure.

707
00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:23,850
Thank you, my man, thank you.

708
00:46:24,310 --> 00:46:27,312
Don't announce me, hang it all,
I'm an old friend of the family.

709
00:46:28,878 --> 00:46:32,500
But you do announce him, nevertheless.
It'll impress the Dabneys.

710
00:46:37,779 --> 00:46:40,122
- The who?
- The Dabneys.

711
00:46:40,651 --> 00:46:42,873
My fianc�, Mr. Dabney,
and his mother and father.

712
00:46:44,594 --> 00:46:45,694
What's the matter?

713
00:46:46,842 --> 00:46:50,783
- I thought you said Dabney.
- I did say the Dabneys.

714
00:46:51,268 --> 00:46:52,788
- D-a-b-n-e-y?
- Yes.

715
00:46:53,365 --> 00:46:55,589
Claude Dabney and Mr. and Mrs. Dabney?

716
00:46:56,027 --> 00:46:59,431
- That's right, can you remember the name?
- Yes, I'm sure I can.

717
00:46:59,504 --> 00:47:01,353
- They're very lovely people.
- I'm sure they are.

718
00:47:04,432 --> 00:47:06,984
You'd better answer it.
Don't leave me here barefooted!

719
00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:13,308
And don't be surprised, Mother,
if Crystal seems a little outspoken.

720
00:47:13,789 --> 00:47:16,096
She doesn't mean it, she's American.

721
00:47:16,782 --> 00:47:20,452
- And, well... you know what Americans are.
- Yes, indeed we do.

722
00:47:20,694 --> 00:47:22,833
And by the way, Mother,
not a word about Raymond.

723
00:47:30,736 --> 00:47:31,736
Raymond!

724
00:47:33,654 --> 00:47:36,344
- What... what on earth!
- May I have your hats, please?

725
00:47:36,345 --> 00:47:38,365
- Thank you very much.
- Oh dear, of dear...

726
00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:41,258
- Just a minute, what are you doing here?
- Your overcoats, thank you very much.

727
00:47:41,376 --> 00:47:43,682
- Listen, Raymond...
- Just one moment...

728
00:47:43,683 --> 00:47:45,283
Steady, Father, steady, Father!

729
00:47:46,033 --> 00:47:48,994
Whom shall I announce, please?
Thank you very much.

730
00:47:49,198 --> 00:47:50,425
This is preposterous.

731
00:47:50,436 --> 00:47:53,252
Keep your head, Father, I'll find out
what's happening.

732
00:47:54,241 --> 00:47:56,562
Mr. e Mrs. Dabney and Claude Dabney.

733
00:47:58,397 --> 00:47:59,970
Darling, this is Mother.

734
00:48:00,374 --> 00:48:03,100
My dear Mrs. Dabney, I have
looked forward to meeting you.

735
00:48:03,101 --> 00:48:05,130
This is a pleasure, a great pleasure.

736
00:48:05,135 --> 00:48:08,700
- And this is Father.
- How do you do, Mr. Dabney?

737
00:48:09,339 --> 00:48:11,143
Won't you come in and sit down?

738
00:48:11,590 --> 00:48:15,578
- What a nice butler you have, my dear.
- Ferguson? Oh, I'm glad you like him.

739
00:48:16,536 --> 00:48:19,585
- May I take your wrap?
- Oh, I'll just throw it down here.

740
00:48:19,881 --> 00:48:21,453
Well, Mother, what do you think?

741
00:48:23,023 --> 00:48:25,715
- What do you say, Father?
- I'm speechless.

742
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,120
Father speechless!

743
00:48:30,057 --> 00:48:34,076
Your butler, he's new, isn't he?
What happened to Stevens?

744
00:48:34,187 --> 00:48:36,692
Oh, he just walked out,
they do that, you know.

745
00:48:37,305 --> 00:48:40,659
- And how did you get this man?
- He just happened along, pure luck.

746
00:48:41,424 --> 00:48:43,926
Claude, won't you sit down,
you do seem so restless.

747
00:48:43,999 --> 00:48:46,931
- Yes, what's the matter with you, Claude?
- I restless?

748
00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:49,059
That's a good one!

749
00:48:50,024 --> 00:48:53,950
My cigarette case... Oh, It's in my
overcoat. Excuse me a moment.

750
00:48:56,274 --> 00:48:57,704
Won't you please sit down?

751
00:49:03,716 --> 00:49:06,309
- What are you doing here?
- Who told you you could wear my hat?

752
00:49:06,338 --> 00:49:08,757
- Never mind about the hat. How did you know?
- Know?

753
00:49:08,795 --> 00:49:12,743
- About Crystal. I suppose Mother told you.
- No, no one told me anything.

754
00:49:12,892 --> 00:49:16,395
Don't lie. You must have known, You just
came here to embarrass everyone.

755
00:49:16,401 --> 00:49:19,797
- I suppose you think it's funny.
- Yes, I do, rather. Even you should see that.

756
00:49:19,846 --> 00:49:22,900
I'm afraid I haven't got any sense
of humor, I told you to clear out!

757
00:49:22,966 --> 00:49:25,420
- I can't do that.
- Oh yes you can, and you will.

758
00:49:25,499 --> 00:49:28,242
I've only just come. Aren't I allowed
to earn an honest living?

759
00:49:28,367 --> 00:49:31,498
- Honest?
- Yes. I'm employed here as a butler.

760
00:49:31,523 --> 00:49:32,623
Did you say who you were?

761
00:49:33,415 --> 00:49:37,445
I, giving away our family secret?
And my own brother thinks that...

762
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:39,536
- Clear out, will you?
- No.

763
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,280
Very well, Crystal will kick you out.
I'll see to that.

764
00:49:43,612 --> 00:49:46,858
Oh, she will, uh? How much would you
like to bet? I need a little money.

765
00:50:01,007 --> 00:50:03,370
- Good evening, Mrs. Burns.
- This is Mrs. Burns.

766
00:50:03,607 --> 00:50:05,120
- How do you do.
- Good evening, madame.

767
00:50:05,121 --> 00:50:07,921
Oh, good evening, er... er...

768
00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:10,900
- Ferguson, madame
- Oh yes, of course... Ferguson!

769
00:50:11,539 --> 00:50:15,378
Um, now let me see... Catherine, dear,
just where did we see Ferguson before?

770
00:50:15,535 --> 00:50:17,517
- His face is so familiar.
- Not to me it isn't.

771
00:50:17,805 --> 00:50:19,700
You never have any memory
for faces.

772
00:50:19,794 --> 00:50:23,276
- Could it have been in Cairo, madame?
- Yes, of course, that's it, Cairo.

773
00:50:23,445 --> 00:50:25,309
Just a minute, Mother, you've
never been to Cairo.

774
00:50:25,610 --> 00:50:27,373
Oh, haven't I? I thought I had.

775
00:50:27,921 --> 00:50:30,700
Well, now that I think of it, I've never
been to Cairo myself, madame.

776
00:50:30,799 --> 00:50:33,962
That's funny. Have you ever
been to Cairo, dear?

777
00:50:34,174 --> 00:50:37,086
- Not that I can remember, I haven't.
- Then it can't have been in Cairo.

778
00:50:37,312 --> 00:50:39,997
- What a coincidence.
- Isn't it a small world?

779
00:50:40,176 --> 00:50:42,200
We must get to the bottom
of this, Ferguson.

780
00:50:42,201 --> 00:50:43,601
By all means, madame.

781
00:50:43,938 --> 00:50:47,462
- Hello, Crystal, can we join the party?
- Hello, Crystal!

782
00:50:47,547 --> 00:50:49,626
- Mrs. Burns and Miss Burns.
- You don't say so!

783
00:50:49,668 --> 00:50:52,110
Crystal, darling, how are you?
Has it gone, I mean, the headache?

784
00:50:52,135 --> 00:50:55,201
- You know, Ferguson...
- Yes, won't you come in?

785
00:50:55,326 --> 00:50:57,377
You know, first we thought
it was from Cairo...

786
00:50:59,150 --> 00:51:01,391
I hope we haven't embarrassed
you, Ferguson.

787
00:51:08,779 --> 00:51:10,007
Be a butler!

788
00:51:13,921 --> 00:51:16,490
Most extraordinary, the moment
I saw him...

789
00:51:16,491 --> 00:51:19,900
I said to myself, I've seen you
somewhere before, I said.

790
00:51:20,192 --> 00:51:23,378
Yes, his face seems familiar
to me too.

791
00:51:23,470 --> 00:51:25,350
Oh, really, is that so?

792
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,280
- He's good-looking, isn't he?
- Good-looking?

793
00:51:28,284 --> 00:51:32,793
Oh, his profile is positively classic.
Have you seen it?

794
00:51:35,453 --> 00:51:39,726
But Crystal, darling, haven't you
been well? You look so tired.

795
00:51:40,444 --> 00:51:44,500
Oh no, I've been all right. But needless
to say, you're the picture of health.

796
00:51:44,730 --> 00:51:47,526
You've gained, haven't you.
Very becoming, though.

797
00:51:48,545 --> 00:51:50,670
- What is it, Ferguson?
- May I speak to Madame, please?

798
00:51:50,671 --> 00:51:51,700
Yes, Ferguson.

799
00:51:56,965 --> 00:51:59,330
I'm sorry to bother you, madame,
but I thought it rather important.

800
00:51:59,331 --> 00:52:00,696
What's the matter, something wrong?

801
00:52:01,013 --> 00:52:03,098
No, it's a question, a very
important question.

802
00:52:03,099 --> 00:52:04,099
Yes?

803
00:52:04,998 --> 00:52:08,794
- How am I doing?
- You are simply...

804
00:52:08,795 --> 00:52:10,800
Thank you, madame, I just wanted
to be sure.

805
00:52:15,752 --> 00:52:18,481
- Hello, Clara.
- Oh, for heaven's sake, what do you want?

806
00:52:18,482 --> 00:52:19,446
I want the cocktails.

807
00:52:19,447 --> 00:52:22,550
Have I to make cocktails on top
of everything else?

808
00:52:22,551 --> 00:52:26,610
I've got enough to do cooking from 10 o'clock
this morning and setting the table.

809
00:52:26,985 --> 00:52:30,158
Getting all dinner ready for eight
people all by meself!

810
00:52:30,498 --> 00:52:32,550
- As if there wasn't enough to do!
- But Clara...

811
00:52:32,551 --> 00:52:35,476
And you coming in here shouting,
"Where are the cocktails?"

812
00:52:35,677 --> 00:52:37,102
Well, where are the cocktails?

813
00:52:37,184 --> 00:52:39,373
I'm asking you, you're the butler,
ain't you?

814
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:42,061
- Why don't you do the cocktails?
- Clara, You've already made them!

815
00:52:42,636 --> 00:52:45,291
Oh, for heaven's sake, why couldn't
you say so at first?

816
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,588
Nice kind of a butler you are, I don't think.
You don't know where you are, you...

817
00:52:50,073 --> 00:52:51,534
You must get it out there at once...

818
00:53:06,329 --> 00:53:07,183
Good evening, Milord.

819
00:53:07,284 --> 00:53:10,646
Oh, yes... good evening.
Have I, er...

820
00:53:10,647 --> 00:53:11,999
Yes, you are, Milord.

821
00:53:12,054 --> 00:53:14,138
I'm afraid I'm a little late.
What a nuisance.

822
00:53:14,139 --> 00:53:17,239
Couldn't find my spectacles,
couldn't find them anywhere!

823
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,999
So I had to come without them.

824
00:53:19,577 --> 00:53:24,708
- Shall I remove your galoshes, Milord?
- My galoshes? Oh, the devil!

825
00:53:25,354 --> 00:53:27,968
I've forgotten them.
Well, I shall have to go back and get them.

826
00:53:29,052 --> 00:53:31,021
You might explain to colonel Chittendon...

827
00:53:31,063 --> 00:53:32,717
This is Mrs. Wetherby's house, Milord.

828
00:53:33,114 --> 00:53:36,179
Mrs. Wetherby's? Well, you'd better
explain to her.

829
00:53:43,241 --> 00:53:44,341
Good evening, sir.

830
00:53:45,965 --> 00:53:46,665
Thank you.

831
00:53:48,115 --> 00:53:52,114
Whom shall I announce, sir?

832
00:53:56,814 --> 00:53:57,714
I beg your pardon?

833
00:54:16,565 --> 00:54:17,985
Arthur, how are you?

834
00:54:24,911 --> 00:54:27,051
Let me introduce you, Mrs. Burns.
Mr. Trevelyan.

835
00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:30,487
- How do you do?
- How's the music, Arthur?

836
00:54:31,193 --> 00:54:35,899
Music?! Oh, are you a musician?
I just adore music!

837
00:54:36,291 --> 00:54:39,763
I used to know a man who played the
saxophone. Fortunately I got a divorce.

838
00:54:41,438 --> 00:54:43,613
By the way, I hope that you
don't play the saxophone.

839
00:54:47,194 --> 00:54:51,900
Oh, really? Well you tell me all about it,
Mr. Trevelyan, I want to hear more.

840
00:54:52,798 --> 00:54:54,300
How amusing!

841
00:54:54,658 --> 00:54:58,723
I'm sorry, Cosgrove, but I can't help
being tickled about it!

842
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,871
I don't want you to be tickled,
do you understand that?

843
00:55:02,599 --> 00:55:04,722
- Cocktails?
- Thank you, dear.

844
00:55:07,330 --> 00:55:08,930
You're looking very lovely tonight, Mom!

845
00:55:09,197 --> 00:55:12,322
What are you doing, Raymond? Aren't you
afraid this will get you into trouble?

846
00:55:12,347 --> 00:55:14,450
Not at all, Mother, it's all
perfectly legal.

847
00:55:14,451 --> 00:55:16,951
- Will you keep away from us, boy?
- Certainly, sir.

848
00:55:16,979 --> 00:55:19,056
- One moment!
- Don't grab, Father!

849
00:55:23,718 --> 00:55:24,858
Cocktails?

850
00:55:24,999 --> 00:55:26,219
Oh!

851
00:55:28,231 --> 00:55:31,675
Oh, thank you very much.
Which one shall I take?

852
00:55:33,734 --> 00:55:35,075
As far as I know,
they're all alike, madam.

853
00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:42,273
Tell me, have you always
been a butler?

854
00:55:42,860 --> 00:55:45,456
- Oh yes, madam, for generations.
- Oh, I see.

855
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:49,400
- The family profession huh?
- Yes, handed down from father to son.

856
00:55:49,909 --> 00:55:53,105
- How would you like to work in America?
- America?

857
00:55:53,538 --> 00:55:57,049
Oh, yes, all the best American
families have English butlers.

858
00:55:57,644 --> 00:55:59,874
They're sort of handed down
from mother to daughter.

859
00:56:00,846 --> 00:56:03,936
I called in the sales manager
and I said to him,

860
00:56:03,937 --> 00:56:06,707
"Look here, my dear fellow,
this sort of thing simply won't do!"

861
00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:08,159
Excuse me.

862
00:56:10,949 --> 00:56:14,252
Um, Catherine, dear, is there something
wrong with the cocktails?

863
00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:16,200
Oh no, dear, everything's fine.

864
00:56:16,313 --> 00:56:19,024
Ferguson, a cocktail for Mrs. Burns.

865
00:56:20,173 --> 00:56:23,463
So I called in the sales manager
and I said to him,

866
00:56:23,464 --> 00:56:26,864
"Look here, my dear fellow,
this sort of thing simply won't do!"

867
00:56:29,475 --> 00:56:33,610
Oh, Mr. Trevelyan, it's too marvelous!

868
00:56:33,611 --> 00:56:35,511
Cocktail, madam?

869
00:56:36,882 --> 00:56:37,882
Thank you!

870
00:56:39,747 --> 00:56:42,599
Oh, just a moment, I'll have one
for Mr. Trevelyan.

871
00:56:44,215 --> 00:56:46,329
Oh, Trevelyan? Thank you!

872
00:57:03,615 --> 00:57:07,568
Well, my darling, you'll be delighted to
hear that I bought a special license.

873
00:57:07,754 --> 00:57:11,100
- We can now be married whenever we like.
- Oh, that's wonderful!

874
00:57:11,212 --> 00:57:13,558
And we go to my attorney
and we sign the bond...

875
00:57:13,559 --> 00:57:17,259
...by which we mutually share each
other's possessions.

876
00:57:17,501 --> 00:57:19,700
It's a very beautiful thought,
don't you think?

877
00:57:19,701 --> 00:57:21,301
That's a lovely thought.

878
00:57:21,797 --> 00:57:26,747
Claude, dear, would you really have cared
for me if I'd been absolutely penniless?

879
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,700
- My dear, what a question.
- Well, forgive me,

880
00:57:29,701 --> 00:57:32,200
Forgive me, I shouldn't have said that.

881
00:57:32,522 --> 00:57:33,622
Have you set the date?

882
00:57:33,897 --> 00:57:37,023
Tomorrow I can't, I have a
sales convention.

883
00:57:37,556 --> 00:57:38,556
What about Wednesday?

884
00:57:38,781 --> 00:57:40,735
No, Thursday, Wednesday's
housecleaning day.

885
00:57:40,777 --> 00:57:44,600
What's that got to do with it?
We're going to be married in a church.

886
00:57:44,601 --> 00:57:47,201
Oh, no, I always get married
at home.

887
00:57:47,508 --> 00:57:50,995
My dear, don't be facetious
about such a sacred matter.

888
00:57:51,492 --> 00:57:55,135
If we are married at home that will mean
a special special license.

889
00:57:55,385 --> 00:57:58,600
Well, surely I'm worth a special
special license.

890
00:58:00,217 --> 00:58:01,117
Cocktail, madame?

891
00:58:03,510 --> 00:58:05,410
- Sir?
- Thank you!

892
00:58:08,002 --> 00:58:09,869
Crystal, my dear, here's to us.

893
00:58:11,371 --> 00:58:14,274
May we live happily ever after!

894
00:58:15,443 --> 00:58:17,301
And of course peace and prosperity.

895
00:58:18,971 --> 00:58:22,144
It's the most important toast
I've ever drunk, my dear.

896
00:58:33,130 --> 00:58:36,589
- I've said it and I'll say it again.
- What did you say?

897
00:58:36,590 --> 00:58:38,800
- Uh...
- When did you say it?

898
00:58:38,855 --> 00:58:40,803
What was it you were saying,
Lord Carstairs?

899
00:58:40,808 --> 00:58:43,079
I've said it and I'll say it again.
Uh...

900
00:58:45,929 --> 00:58:46,929
What did I say?

901
00:58:49,623 --> 00:58:54,157
Oh, that's it, Trevy.
Why not cut off their arms?

902
00:58:54,282 --> 00:58:57,500
- Oh, but how bloodthirsty!
- Oh, not at all, not at all.

903
00:58:57,508 --> 00:59:02,000
The armchair's the most uncomfortable
thing ever invented.

904
00:59:02,001 --> 00:59:03,800
No... no elbow room!

905
00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:10,592
- Oh, Trevy's got it, Trevy's got it!
- Who got what?

906
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:14,100
He says why not cut the arms
off armchairs...

907
00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:17,901
...and put then onto chairs
that haven't any arms?

908
00:59:20,113 --> 00:59:21,483
Maybe I'm wrong.

909
00:59:23,198 --> 00:59:24,982
It's all very confusing, isn't it!

910
00:59:25,018 --> 00:59:26,668
Yes, if one's in the furniture business.

911
00:59:27,536 --> 00:59:28,601
Thank heavens I'm not.

912
00:59:28,602 --> 00:59:32,582
What is your line, Sr. Dabney?
It must be very interesting, I'm sure.

913
00:59:32,915 --> 00:59:36,715
Me? Oh... I'm in ladies' underwear.

914
00:59:38,634 --> 00:59:41,863
- What?
- Well, we're both in ladies' underwear.

915
00:59:43,742 --> 00:59:46,442
Really? How very odd.

916
00:59:48,114 --> 00:59:52,400
Catherine, dear, what was the name of the
woman we knew who always wore DVVs?

917
00:59:53,875 --> 00:59:58,355
I think you mean... DBVs.

918
00:59:58,828 --> 01:00:01,100
- VBDs
- BVDs.

919
01:00:04,452 --> 01:00:07,519
I'm glad my lawyer advised me
to stay out of business.

920
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,589
Well, personally...

921
01:00:09,590 --> 01:00:12,100
I don't see any reason why
young women...

922
01:00:12,229 --> 01:00:16,999
...shouldn't invest in some
well-established private enterprise.

923
01:00:17,076 --> 01:00:20,556
Oh... I'm sorry, I dropped
my serviette.

924
01:00:21,334 --> 01:00:23,399
Now take our...

925
01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:26,900
Ferguson, more wine for Mr. Dabney.

926
01:00:29,541 --> 01:00:31,305
Now, what was it you were saying?

927
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:37,304
I was just going to say...
that if I should advise you at all,

928
01:00:37,666 --> 01:00:41,550
I should advise you to make
your investments in some more...

929
01:00:42,119 --> 01:00:44,659
...sound private corporation.

930
01:00:44,711 --> 01:00:46,800
I think you're absolutely right, Father

931
01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:48,607
Thank you, my boy, thank you.

932
01:00:49,383 --> 01:00:54,007
Of course there are things to be said
for the stock exchange

933
01:00:54,008 --> 01:00:56,650
On the other had there are things
to be said against it.

934
01:00:56,651 --> 01:00:57,680
Of course.

935
01:00:57,689 --> 01:01:00,691
Now, for instance, supposing
my broker says to me,

936
01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:06,003
this stock will go up
or this stock will go down,

937
01:01:06,004 --> 01:01:07,504
what'll I say?

938
01:01:07,812 --> 01:01:13,200
I'll say to him, "My dear fellow,
my business is ladies' underwear.

939
01:01:13,254 --> 01:01:18,959
and that does not go up, and it does
not go down, it stays just where it is.

940
01:01:21,787 --> 01:01:24,172
The best investment of all
is marriage.

941
01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:27,690
I mean, when two people really
love each other.

942
01:01:27,691 --> 01:01:29,791
Quite right, Claude, my boy.

943
01:01:29,886 --> 01:01:33,993
So let us drink.
To the best investment in the world.

944
01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:35,294
Marriage.

945
01:01:46,257 --> 01:01:49,600
I think so too, provided
you buy it in bulk.

946
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:53,375
Oh, Mr. Dabney, that really is
the funniest.

947
01:01:54,036 --> 01:01:57,464
- Dressing, madame?
- Yes, Ferguson.

948
01:01:57,790 --> 01:02:00,744
Claude, darling, isn't that one of the
funniest things you've ever heard?

949
01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:04,552
But tell me, Trevelyan,
how do you really come out?

950
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,200
- Dressing?
- What, dear?

951
01:02:10,787 --> 01:02:13,175
Thank you... Ferguson.

952
01:02:13,837 --> 01:02:17,392
And now, my dears, about the
question of the honeymoon.

953
01:02:17,728 --> 01:02:22,900
How romantic all this seems. You know,
I often think of my own honeymoon.

954
01:02:23,302 --> 01:02:27,132
Indeed, I shall never forget it.
Not if I live to be a hundred.

955
01:02:27,133 --> 01:02:28,733
Oh, Mother!

956
01:02:28,734 --> 01:02:32,734
Oh, Catherine, you weren't there,
you can't remember.

957
01:02:37,183 --> 01:02:38,683
Really!

958
01:02:42,298 --> 01:02:45,696
- Claude, it was an accident!
- No, it was not an accident!

959
01:02:45,934 --> 01:02:48,449
- If I may say so, sir...
- You may say nothing!

960
01:02:48,450 --> 01:02:49,750
It was done on purpose!

961
01:02:50,132 --> 01:02:53,300
- Stop dabbing at me.
- Now keep your temper, Claude!

962
01:02:53,318 --> 01:02:54,946
I won't keep my temper!

963
01:02:54,955 --> 01:02:57,400
Has somebody spilled something?

964
01:02:57,410 --> 01:02:59,435
Crystal, how did this man get here?

965
01:02:59,619 --> 01:03:02,650
Claude, dear, you're really behaving
very badly. Please don't make a fuss.

966
01:03:02,796 --> 01:03:05,128
- I will make a fuss.
- You have made a fuss.

967
01:03:05,253 --> 01:03:06,618
Excuse me, Mr. Dabney, there's some
more dressing on your collar.

968
01:03:06,649 --> 01:03:10,587
Keep your distance! Listen to me, Crystal!
I know this man and he...

969
01:03:10,791 --> 01:03:13,200
He's not a fit person for you
to have in the house.

970
01:03:13,224 --> 01:03:16,216
Do... do you know something
about Ferguson?

971
01:03:16,217 --> 01:03:18,100
I know that I want him to
pack up and go!

972
01:03:18,147 --> 01:03:21,329
- Now, now, keep calm, Claude, keep calm.
- I won't keep calm.

973
01:03:21,364 --> 01:03:24,664
- You're losing your head over nothing.
- Nothing? Do you call this nothing?

974
01:03:24,780 --> 01:03:26,380
Just a moment, Mr. Dabney.

975
01:03:26,381 --> 01:03:28,650
You've had a lot to say, perhaps it's
time that I did a little talking.

976
01:03:28,664 --> 01:03:31,250
- Ferguson, remember your position.
- I am remembering my position,

977
01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:33,900
but after all, I must have some
consideration in this matter.

978
01:03:34,242 --> 01:03:36,934
Now, Mr. Dabney, just what
do you know about me?

979
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:38,266
Father, Father...

980
01:03:39,087 --> 01:03:40,911
Now, enough! Enough I say!

981
01:03:41,974 --> 01:03:46,804
In fairness to our hostess,
this has gone far...

982
01:03:48,350 --> 01:03:49,988
- Too far.
- I agree.

983
01:03:50,579 --> 01:03:54,176
- Therefore, I seriously suggest...
- Here, here!

984
01:03:54,177 --> 01:03:58,912
Thank you, Mr. Dabney! And I also
have a suggestion to make.

985
01:03:59,156 --> 01:04:00,608
Of course, Crystal, darling.

986
01:04:00,734 --> 01:04:05,714
Suppose we all go in the drawing room and
have a little coffee to soothe our nerves.

987
01:04:07,611 --> 01:04:11,786
- You will serve coffee, Ferguson, for me?
- With pleasure, madame.

988
01:04:11,867 --> 01:04:13,267
This way, please.

989
01:04:20,178 --> 01:04:22,675
Goodbye, Crystal darling, it's been
a charming dinner.

990
01:04:24,076 --> 01:04:26,876
- Good night, Crystal darling.
- Good night.

991
01:04:28,061 --> 01:04:31,559
Mrs. Dabney, I'm so sorry
in our first meeting too.

992
01:04:31,568 --> 01:04:34,500
Don't give it a thought, dear.
I loved so meeting you.

993
01:04:34,596 --> 01:04:36,734
- Good night, Mr. Dabney.
- Father.

994
01:04:37,024 --> 01:04:38,910
- Father.
- Good night!

995
01:04:39,011 --> 01:04:41,261
- Not too late, Claude.
- No, Mother.

996
01:04:41,300 --> 01:04:43,362
It's been charming, really.

997
01:04:43,863 --> 01:04:45,363
Well, um...

998
01:04:51,369 --> 01:04:54,286
- Crystal, I'm sorry I lost my temper.
- I knew you would be.

999
01:04:54,338 --> 01:04:57,100
But I stick to what I said.
This man must go.

1000
01:04:57,319 --> 01:04:59,053
Oh, dear, I thought we'd forgotten
all about that.

1001
01:04:59,105 --> 01:05:04,200
No, I'm not the one to forget.
Will you leave sensibly, or... must I go on?

1002
01:05:04,212 --> 01:05:07,488
- I don't see how I can leave now.
- Very well, it's the police.

1003
01:05:07,692 --> 01:05:09,952
No, I will not have the police
in my home.

1004
01:05:10,077 --> 01:05:12,380
You won't have to. They're the last
people he wants to see.

1005
01:05:12,911 --> 01:05:14,431
I shouldn't go on if I were you.

1006
01:05:15,038 --> 01:05:19,169
But Claude, I'm certain there
must be some misunderstanding.

1007
01:05:19,170 --> 01:05:22,880
I think that Ferguson is a most
respectable person

1008
01:05:22,900 --> 01:05:25,156
Ferguson? His name's not Ferguson
and he's not a butler.

1009
01:05:25,446 --> 01:05:26,434
How do you know that?

1010
01:05:26,535 --> 01:05:29,403
Because I happen to be aware
that he's just been in and out of prison.

1011
01:05:29,653 --> 01:05:31,983
- Perfectly true, madame, perfectly true.
- Well, then how did you...

1012
01:05:32,176 --> 01:05:35,769
Now, was I right? Will you go or...
shall I send for the police?

1013
01:05:35,855 --> 01:05:38,563
You may send for the whole
of Scotland Yard, if you wish,

1014
01:05:38,564 --> 01:05:40,464
my position here is perfectly legal.

1015
01:05:40,852 --> 01:05:44,100
However, if you want me to go, I will.
It only means losing another job.

1016
01:05:44,101 --> 01:05:49,500
- Ha, I thought you'd see reason.
- It isn't reason, it is sentiment.

1017
01:05:50,024 --> 01:05:51,324
Now, shall I pack and leave?

1018
01:05:53,414 --> 01:05:58,303
If... if you lose this job,
what will you do?

1019
01:05:58,812 --> 01:06:01,074
- That I don't know, madame.
- What's that got to do with it?

1020
01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:04,248
- Ferguson, you'll stay here.
- Thank you, madame.

1021
01:06:04,249 --> 01:06:05,800
Crystal, you must be mad!

1022
01:06:05,801 --> 01:06:08,551
That's settled. So we won't talk
about it any more.

1023
01:06:08,622 --> 01:06:10,655
But Crystal, I demand an explanation!

1024
01:06:10,892 --> 01:06:14,706
You demand? I think you'd better go,
Claude, you're being very silly.

1025
01:06:15,677 --> 01:06:18,289
If I go... I may not come back.

1026
01:06:18,686 --> 01:06:21,442
And if you don't go, I may not
want you to come back.

1027
01:06:21,828 --> 01:06:23,562
- Very well.
- My hat, sir.

1028
01:06:26,258 --> 01:06:27,925
Don't bother, Ferguson.

1029
01:06:32,702 --> 01:06:34,102
I'll be back tomorrow.

1030
01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:44,411
Tell me, how did Mr. Dabney
happen to know you?

1031
01:06:44,734 --> 01:06:47,556
Well, er... we used to live
in the same house together.

1032
01:06:47,915 --> 01:06:49,882
He doesn't know what you do?

1033
01:06:49,883 --> 01:06:52,283
No, he's never quite been able
to figure that one out.

1034
01:06:53,102 --> 01:06:58,330
- Where else have you been besides prison?
- Oh, knocking around places.

1035
01:06:58,454 --> 01:07:02,641
- Well haven't you any family?
- Oh, yes, yes indeed, I have a family.

1036
01:07:03,295 --> 01:07:05,373
Well... won't they help you?

1037
01:07:05,748 --> 01:07:07,540
Yes they would, if I'd leave England.

1038
01:07:07,628 --> 01:07:11,674
- Well, why don't you.
- No, I sort of like the old place.

1039
01:07:26,580 --> 01:07:28,853
- What's the matter, have I changed?
- Completely.

1040
01:07:29,884 --> 01:07:31,196
- For the better?
- And how.

1041
01:07:31,614 --> 01:07:33,250
Good, there was room for improvement.

1042
01:07:34,097 --> 01:07:35,401
Plenty.

1043
01:07:35,999 --> 01:07:40,002
Nevertheless, I don't see how I ever
got along without you.

1044
01:07:40,148 --> 01:07:41,048
Thank you very much.

1045
01:07:52,005 --> 01:07:54,500
- When's the wedding?
- Day after tomorrow.

1046
01:07:55,342 --> 01:07:59,560
Now, really. How are you
ever going to wait so long?

1047
01:07:59,695 --> 01:08:04,535
Oh, don't be silly. All joking aside,
I really am very grateful to you.

1048
01:08:04,898 --> 01:08:06,098
For what?

1049
01:08:06,194 --> 01:08:08,259
Well, you could have given
the game away.

1050
01:08:08,504 --> 01:08:10,905
What, and spoil the most brilliant
marriage of the season?

1051
01:08:11,161 --> 01:08:12,861
Well you could have done it.

1052
01:08:14,163 --> 01:08:18,501
- No... No, I hope you'll be very happy.
- Thank you.

1053
01:08:21,151 --> 01:08:23,872
Now let's see, after the wedding
you'll be able to pay the bill...

1054
01:08:23,873 --> 01:08:27,373
- and I'll be able to go.
- Go? Go where?

1055
01:08:27,493 --> 01:08:30,366
Well, after all, you are going
to be married, you know.

1056
01:08:31,672 --> 01:08:35,172
- Well, yes.
- You don't want two men in possession, do you?

1057
01:08:36,586 --> 01:08:38,622
Oh, I was thinking of you as a butler.

1058
01:08:39,343 --> 01:08:42,558
Butler to Mr. Claude Dabney...
No, thank you.

1059
01:08:42,662 --> 01:08:44,421
What's wrong with Mr. Dabney?

1060
01:08:44,723 --> 01:08:47,256
I don't know.
That's for you to find out.

1061
01:08:47,355 --> 01:08:52,074
That's fine. I'm certainly glad to find there's
something you don't have to help me over.

1062
01:08:52,346 --> 01:08:53,646
Good night.

1063
01:08:55,024 --> 01:08:56,224
Good night.

1064
01:09:12,090 --> 01:09:14,064
Oh, Clara dear, go on to bed.

1065
01:09:14,729 --> 01:09:17,800
- What about the dishes, madam?
- Oh, leave them to do themselves.

1066
01:09:18,262 --> 01:09:20,915
I try that often, but they don't
seem to get the idea.

1067
01:09:20,988 --> 01:09:23,416
Leave them till the morning,
you must be dead tired.

1068
01:09:23,817 --> 01:09:27,017
- Thank you, madam.
- That was a grand dinner. Good night!

1069
01:09:27,294 --> 01:09:29,001
Good night, madam,
thank you, madam.

1070
01:09:59,932 --> 01:10:01,182
Oh, hello!

1071
01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:03,482
What are you doing?

1072
01:10:03,711 --> 01:10:06,781
Just cleaning up, somebody
has to do it, you know.

1073
01:10:07,096 --> 01:10:10,127
- Want some help?
- No, really, I'm nearly finished.

1074
01:10:14,450 --> 01:10:17,025
Oh my, what lovely plates
you have, Mrs. Wetherby!

1075
01:10:17,026 --> 01:10:18,500
I'm glad you like them.

1076
01:10:18,541 --> 01:10:21,341
Yeah, this one here has roses
on them.

1077
01:10:21,701 --> 01:10:23,300
Roses?

1078
01:10:23,301 --> 01:10:25,801
No, I beg your pardon,
that's mustard.

1079
01:10:27,625 --> 01:10:29,246
What are you going to do after
you leave here?

1080
01:10:29,247 --> 01:10:32,300
Oh, I don't know. Find another
job, I suppose.

1081
01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:34,705
- No money?
- Eight and sixpence per diem.

1082
01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:37,497
You know, I don't know who you are,
anything about you, but...

1083
01:10:37,498 --> 01:10:39,388
I would like to help you.

1084
01:10:39,397 --> 01:10:42,163
That's very nice of you.
You can give me some references.

1085
01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:43,305
Certainly!

1086
01:10:44,035 --> 01:10:46,250
As a matter of fact I had the offer
for a job today.

1087
01:10:46,251 --> 01:10:47,451
That's nice, who from?

1088
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:50,300
I think it's a rather good job too,
it's in... America.

1089
01:10:50,595 --> 01:10:52,916
Oh, Mrs. Burns, by any chance?

1090
01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:55,151
No, Miss Burns.

1091
01:10:55,370 --> 01:10:57,338
Miss Burns?! Well of all the cheek!

1092
01:10:57,339 --> 01:10:58,826
What do you mean cheek,
don't you like the idea?

1093
01:10:58,827 --> 01:11:01,287
I don't care who you work for,
it doesn't interest me.

1094
01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:04,090
- Oh, I thought you seemed interested.
- Well, I'm not!

1095
01:11:04,808 --> 01:11:07,741
Wait a minute! I answer the telephone
here at night.

1096
01:11:10,502 --> 01:11:12,668
Hello? Catherine!

1097
01:11:13,879 --> 01:11:17,288
Just why do you want to speak
to my butler at this time of night?

1098
01:11:18,413 --> 01:11:22,455
Is that so? Well, that's too bad.
You forgot your cigarette case.

1099
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:25,999
That's the trouble with cigarette cases.

1100
01:11:26,406 --> 01:11:28,924
Oh, no, no it's no trouble at all.

1101
01:11:28,925 --> 01:11:31,025
No, he's asleep now.

1102
01:11:31,290 --> 01:11:33,800
Oh, yes, I'll have him look for it
the first thing in the morning.

1103
01:11:34,179 --> 01:11:38,019
If you find it in your handbag in the
meantime, be sure and let me know.

1104
01:11:38,020 --> 01:11:39,720
Good-bye.

1105
01:11:42,152 --> 01:11:43,900
Fast worker that girl!

1106
01:11:43,922 --> 01:11:45,870
That's more than you can say for us,
look at all those dishes.

1107
01:11:47,963 --> 01:11:50,409
Have you any confidence that we'll
finish them tonight?

1108
01:11:50,410 --> 01:11:52,220
Nope. none at all.

1109
01:11:53,189 --> 01:11:55,300
- What are you thinking about?
- Oh, I don't know.

1110
01:11:55,930 --> 01:11:59,100
I wish I were somewhere else,
somewhere where it's peaceful.

1111
01:11:59,701 --> 01:12:01,801
If it's peaceful anywhere.

1112
01:12:02,358 --> 01:12:04,600
Why don't we have a day
in the country... a picnic?

1113
01:12:05,158 --> 01:12:08,400
Now how can you have a day in the
country at this time of night?

1114
01:12:08,564 --> 01:12:10,750
Oh, that's perfectly possible.

1115
01:12:10,751 --> 01:12:13,000
Haven't you ever pretended you had
what you want?

1116
01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:16,570
- Do you do that too?
- Certainly, most of the time.

1117
01:12:16,571 --> 01:12:18,371
Now, for instance,

1118
01:12:18,419 --> 01:12:21,168
when I'm sleeping in that disgusting
butler's room again tonight,

1119
01:12:21,210 --> 01:12:23,693
I'll pretend that I'm in the guestroom.

1120
01:12:24,296 --> 01:12:27,015
Well, perhaps I'll let you sleep
in the guestroom tonight.

1121
01:12:27,099 --> 01:12:29,186
I'll be grateful to my very bones.

1122
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:32,985
And if I do let you sleep there,
then what will you pretend?

1123
01:12:34,322 --> 01:12:36,128
Never mind that, what about
that picnic?

1124
01:12:37,796 --> 01:12:39,396
Hope it doesn't rain.

1125
01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:46,251
Oh, I don't think so. When I go
on a picnic, it never rains.

1126
01:12:46,931 --> 01:12:49,487
I hope I always go on picnics
with you.

1127
01:12:53,502 --> 01:12:57,148
What's that?
Down there by the river.

1128
01:12:58,436 --> 01:13:00,300
Is that another picnic party?

1129
01:13:03,714 --> 01:13:06,403
No, darling, I think that's
a flock of sheep.

1130
01:13:10,412 --> 01:13:13,569
Well, it's just you, and me
and the flowers.

1131
01:13:14,900 --> 01:13:17,100
- The trees.
- And the bees.

1132
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:20,757
- The breeze.
- And the birds.

1133
01:13:21,118 --> 01:13:23,200
The herds.

1134
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,701
Your move.

1135
01:13:29,010 --> 01:13:31,807
Oh, if this could just go on forever!

1136
01:13:33,297 --> 01:13:37,036
- I'm afraid Clara would sweep us up.
- Oh, now you've ruined it.

1137
01:13:37,216 --> 01:13:39,299
Well, all good things have to come
to an end, you know that.

1138
01:13:39,324 --> 01:13:43,300
- Is that original?
- No, that's true, unfortunately.

1139
01:13:46,191 --> 01:13:48,900
- It's been a delightful picnic.
- Yes.

1140
01:13:50,636 --> 01:13:55,100
I, er... I wonder if we'll ever
have another one.

1141
01:13:57,713 --> 01:13:59,013
I hope so.

1142
01:14:00,089 --> 01:14:01,389
So do I.

1143
01:14:04,897 --> 01:14:06,100
Good night.

1144
01:14:07,201 --> 01:14:08,601
Um...

1145
01:14:11,629 --> 01:14:12,829
Good night.

1146
01:14:53,350 --> 01:14:54,450
What's the matter, nobody home?

1147
01:14:54,668 --> 01:14:57,352
- Raymond... I want to talk to you.
- All right, go ahead.

1148
01:14:57,499 --> 01:14:59,500
It's, er... confidential.

1149
01:14:59,670 --> 01:15:02,322
- Well, ring the bell, I'll let you in.
- You come out.

1150
01:15:03,330 --> 01:15:04,430
All right.

1151
01:15:05,551 --> 01:15:07,048
- It isn't raining, is it?
- No!

1152
01:15:08,062 --> 01:15:09,362
Come on!

1153
01:15:12,195 --> 01:15:13,295
Come over here.

1154
01:15:16,112 --> 01:15:19,300
Now, Raymond, listen to me.
Does she know you're my brother?

1155
01:15:19,301 --> 01:15:20,701
- No.
- Good!

1156
01:15:20,975 --> 01:15:24,262
Now, I want you to get out of here
before she finds out.

1157
01:15:24,275 --> 01:15:25,500
Yes, go on.

1158
01:15:25,734 --> 01:15:28,200
I've been talking things over
with Father.

1159
01:15:28,860 --> 01:15:31,500
He wants to give you a really
decent start.

1160
01:15:31,663 --> 01:15:33,600
- How much is it this time?
- Four hundred pounds.

1161
01:15:34,370 --> 01:15:38,060
- Make it five hundred and I'll leave.
- All right, but that's the limit!

1162
01:15:38,890 --> 01:15:39,962
Can we?

1163
01:15:39,963 --> 01:15:43,086
Do you promise absolutely to leave
the house at once?

1164
01:15:43,090 --> 01:15:44,919
- Absolutely.
- Good.

1165
01:15:45,313 --> 01:15:47,556
- How soon will you go?
- Within a half hour.

1166
01:15:47,703 --> 01:15:50,000
And she won't know a thing.

1167
01:15:50,001 --> 01:15:51,300
- Nothing.
- Good!

1168
01:15:51,310 --> 01:15:52,723
See that you keep your word.

1169
01:15:53,832 --> 01:15:58,600
Heartbreaking farewell of two brothers.
Passionate embrace in rose garden.

1170
01:15:58,885 --> 01:16:02,060
English reserve broken by
last-minute emotion.

1171
01:16:02,069 --> 01:16:04,359
Balderdash! Balderdash!

1172
01:16:15,528 --> 01:16:19,006
Well, good morning glory.
Where have you been?

1173
01:16:19,183 --> 01:16:21,542
Oh, out in the garden chatting
with a friendly worm.

1174
01:16:21,721 --> 01:16:24,704
- How nice, you seem to know everyone!
- Yes.

1175
01:16:25,490 --> 01:16:27,700
How are the plans for the wedding,
have you ordered the cake yet?

1176
01:16:28,063 --> 01:16:29,500
Must you?

1177
01:16:29,506 --> 01:16:32,467
The bride wore an old Mackintosh
and never looked lovelier.

1178
01:16:32,761 --> 01:16:35,300
- Oh, quiet!
- The bridegroom wore a button-hole...

1179
01:16:35,301 --> 01:16:37,700
...of Parma violets and looked ridiculous.

1180
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:40,233
What subtlety, what penetrating wit.

1181
01:16:40,890 --> 01:16:44,202
Can't you find anything else to be funny
about except my wedding?

1182
01:16:44,327 --> 01:16:46,048
It seems rather funny to me,
doesn't it to you?

1183
01:16:46,049 --> 01:16:47,049
No, it doesn't!

1184
01:16:47,050 --> 01:16:48,797
Well that's because he's rich,
no doubt.

1185
01:16:48,798 --> 01:16:51,200
Are you suggesting that I'm
marrying for money?

1186
01:16:51,217 --> 01:16:54,165
Good gracious, how could you
think that, my dear duchess?

1187
01:16:54,185 --> 01:16:55,580
Answer my question!

1188
01:16:55,608 --> 01:16:58,153
Well, after seeing the bridegroom,
I hope you're marrying for money.

1189
01:16:58,237 --> 01:17:02,400
- In other words, I'm just a cheap, little...
- No, no, certainly not.

1190
01:17:03,072 --> 01:17:05,900
You'd marry Mr. Dabney if he hadn't
a penny, now wouldn't you?

1191
01:17:06,431 --> 01:17:09,766
- Answer my question!
- What right have you got to ask questions?

1192
01:17:11,157 --> 01:17:13,380
Why I get married is my own business.

1193
01:17:13,532 --> 01:17:16,185
You seem to think you're the center
of the whole universe.

1194
01:17:16,186 --> 01:17:17,900
Well, you're not the center of mine!

1195
01:17:19,675 --> 01:17:22,240
Oh, and while we're asking
so many questions,

1196
01:17:22,241 --> 01:17:24,741
just why did they send
you to jail?

1197
01:17:24,823 --> 01:17:27,700
- Murder!
- I wish it had been suicide!

1198
01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:35,065
- What about the bills, madam?
- Oh, Clara, don't!

1199
01:17:35,349 --> 01:17:38,613
Well, we simply can't go on like this.
They won't give us any more credit.

1200
01:17:38,877 --> 01:17:43,369
Even the grocer won't give us any more.
Oh, it really is serious, madam.

1201
01:17:47,327 --> 01:17:48,127
No!

1202
01:18:20,628 --> 01:18:24,300
Mr. Trevelyan, do you mean to tell me that
you like funerals better than weddings?

1203
01:18:24,692 --> 01:18:27,067
How funny, I simply adore weddings.

1204
01:18:27,192 --> 01:18:30,175
Why doesn't Carstairs come with
that special license?

1205
01:18:30,300 --> 01:18:32,469
Don't worry about the license,
Father, he'll get it.

1206
01:18:32,650 --> 01:18:36,400
- But madam, we simply must hurry.
- I know, I know.

1207
01:18:36,870 --> 01:18:39,900
Everyone's waiting, they'll be coming up
to know where we are.

1208
01:18:40,003 --> 01:18:43,000
Clara, if I've got to get married,
I'll get married at my own tempo,

1209
01:18:43,001 --> 01:18:44,600
so don't rush me.

1210
01:18:53,092 --> 01:18:55,750
- I was afraid you'd be late.
- Oh, I'm never late when I'm on a job.

1211
01:18:55,796 --> 01:18:57,600
All I want to know is where
did you get the money?

1212
01:18:57,620 --> 01:18:59,999
What difference does it make?
The bill's paid, I'm her creditor, right?

1213
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,500
- Right.
- Then carry on, Mr. Jenkins.

1214
01:19:01,501 --> 01:19:03,987
That's your order, so don't let anything
interfere with you, right?

1215
01:19:03,999 --> 01:19:05,702
- Right.
- Right.

1216
01:19:05,817 --> 01:19:07,217
Men.

1217
01:19:09,285 --> 01:19:11,259
Why don't you and Father go
into the drawing room...

1218
01:19:11,260 --> 01:19:13,360
and try to keep everybody happy...

1219
01:19:13,361 --> 01:19:15,461
...and I'll go up and see if I can
hurry things along.

1220
01:19:19,253 --> 01:19:20,653
Raymond!

1221
01:19:24,466 --> 01:19:27,984
Hello, Mother... now keep calm, because
everything's all right and perfectly legal.

1222
01:19:28,173 --> 01:19:31,300
- Well, who are these...?
- Shh! Where's Crystal?

1223
01:19:31,348 --> 01:19:33,258
- She's upstairs dressing.
- Good.

1224
01:19:33,493 --> 01:19:36,796
- Do you want to be an angel?
- Well... yes, but...

1225
01:19:36,832 --> 01:19:38,200
Just a moment.

1226
01:19:38,201 --> 01:19:41,301
Carry on, Mr. Jenkins,
let the law take its course.

1227
01:19:42,876 --> 01:19:44,018
Listen...

1228
01:19:44,060 --> 01:19:47,200
Ladies and gentlemen,
excuse us, please!

1229
01:19:47,257 --> 01:19:49,844
Here, here, here, what is the meaning
of this intrusion?

1230
01:19:49,902 --> 01:19:52,078
This is not an intrusion,
this is a matter of the law.

1231
01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,140
Obey your orders, men.

1232
01:19:53,150 --> 01:19:55,159
This is an outrage,
I demand an explanation.

1233
01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:58,000
You'll have to talk to my boss about that,
I have no time for conversations.

1234
01:19:58,001 --> 01:19:59,999
- Step right in, men.
- Father!

1235
01:20:01,210 --> 01:20:03,610
- What are you doing here?
- Shh!

1236
01:20:03,902 --> 01:20:06,805
- What's happening?
- Quiet, go on, get in there, quick!

1237
01:20:11,189 --> 01:20:14,252
What is all this?
Who are all those men?

1238
01:20:14,253 --> 01:20:15,253
Just a moment.

1239
01:20:15,333 --> 01:20:16,758
Claude, do you still want
to marry Mrs. Wetherby?

1240
01:20:16,759 --> 01:20:18,358
Indeed I do you fool!
Now look here...

1241
01:20:18,394 --> 01:20:20,401
Now wait, I advise that you
don't marry her at all.

1242
01:20:20,402 --> 01:20:22,002
Indeed, when I want your advice, I...

1243
01:20:22,044 --> 01:20:24,800
Oh, no you won't. Tell me, have you
ever seen one of these?

1244
01:20:25,090 --> 01:20:27,600
A writ! Heavens, father, a writ!

1245
01:20:27,751 --> 01:20:31,269
- Four hundred... four...
- I don't understand.

1246
01:20:31,273 --> 01:20:32,850
That's one of the small ones.
There are more to come.

1247
01:20:32,851 --> 01:20:34,551
When you take on Mrs. Wetherby,
you take on something.

1248
01:20:34,563 --> 01:20:37,300
- Where did you get that thing?
- My friend Mr. Jenkins, the bailiff.

1249
01:20:37,483 --> 01:20:39,995
And there isn't... there isn't
any money at all?

1250
01:20:40,042 --> 01:20:42,450
Not a penny. That's the bailiff out there
now moving her furniture.

1251
01:20:42,502 --> 01:20:45,900
Now come boys, hurry along, we haven't got
much time now. It's a short day today.

1252
01:20:45,901 --> 01:20:48,003
My goodness, what is this?

1253
01:20:48,637 --> 01:20:51,729
- What is this, a wedding or an auction?
- I don't know, Mother.

1254
01:20:52,151 --> 01:20:54,346
The thing is a trap, nothing but a trap!

1255
01:20:54,439 --> 01:20:58,050
We must talk to Crystal,
we must reason with her.

1256
01:20:58,175 --> 01:20:59,600
Don't you think it would be
quicker to run?

1257
01:20:59,601 --> 01:21:01,001
You can leave me here to take
care of everything.

1258
01:21:01,156 --> 01:21:02,458
What could you say... what could you...

1259
01:21:02,541 --> 01:21:05,298
Well, I could easily tell her a few
lies about you.

1260
01:21:05,564 --> 01:21:08,000
I could say that you only pretended
to be well off,

1261
01:21:08,001 --> 01:21:10,718
that you're nothing but a cheap
fortune-hunter,

1262
01:21:10,719 --> 01:21:13,334
that you only wanted her money
and that you haven't a penny of your own.

1263
01:21:14,638 --> 01:21:17,364
Do you insinuate that Crystal's
marrying me for my money?

1264
01:21:18,434 --> 01:21:20,731
Well... what else would she
marry you for?

1265
01:21:20,762 --> 01:21:23,600
- Get along, my men, get along!
- They'll be in here any moment.

1266
01:21:23,601 --> 01:21:25,400
- Who?
- The men for the furniture, the guests.

1267
01:21:25,401 --> 01:21:27,322
- They'll want to know what you're going to do.
- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

1268
01:21:27,489 --> 01:21:28,866
It's all very embarrassing.

1269
01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:32,200
Listen, my dearest, something
seems to have gone wrong.

1270
01:21:32,487 --> 01:21:36,100
Perhaps it would be... well, if we just
quietly disappeared.

1271
01:21:36,270 --> 01:21:40,153
Why not? Everything else seems
to be disappearing.

1272
01:21:40,154 --> 01:21:41,654
So it is...

1273
01:21:41,788 --> 01:21:44,544
Beautiful! My, I nearly forgot
the flowers!

1274
01:21:44,545 --> 01:21:45,945
- Flowers?
- Yes.

1275
01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:47,267
Oh, how lovely!

1276
01:21:48,283 --> 01:21:49,779
Mr. Dabney thinks of everything.

1277
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:56,340
- Oh, madam!
- I'm not going through with this!

1278
01:21:56,751 --> 01:21:59,570
- I tell you...
- Oh, madam, please, what's wrong?

1279
01:21:59,611 --> 01:22:02,571
Everything's wrong, I don't want to get
married, can't you see that?

1280
01:22:10,688 --> 01:22:13,700
Listen! Madam, that's the signal
for you to go downstairs!

1281
01:22:16,116 --> 01:22:19,715
Very well, I will go downstairs.

1282
01:22:20,251 --> 01:22:23,257
And I'll tell them exactly
what I think of it.

1283
01:22:46,959 --> 01:22:47,859
Well?

1284
01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:52,534
Hello.

1285
01:22:53,159 --> 01:22:54,259
What is this?

1286
01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:57,000
Are you prepared for a shock?
Because I...

1287
01:22:57,001 --> 01:22:59,801
I have some very sad news for you.

1288
01:22:59,825 --> 01:23:01,900
What is the meaning of this?
Where is everything?

1289
01:23:01,901 --> 01:23:04,551
Where is everybody?
Where's Claude?

1290
01:23:05,119 --> 01:23:07,300
I'm sorry to say that Claude
is not going to marry you.

1291
01:23:09,541 --> 01:23:12,200
- Why not?
- Does it make any difference?

1292
01:23:14,874 --> 01:23:15,999
No.

1293
01:23:17,706 --> 01:23:21,000
Stop, I say! This marriage can' go on!

1294
01:23:21,001 --> 01:23:23,601
I couldn't get the special
special license.

1295
01:23:32,602 --> 01:23:40,602
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